"message":"A certain nurse took an interest in the medicinal properties of cacao seeds... She has been testing their sedative effects by delivering them to subjects in a closed fist via blunt force trauma.",
"message":"The witch Gunnhild, who was relieved to hear about Chaldea's chocolate shortage, begins sending letters (Read: curses) protesting the new cacao production.",
"message":"Unable to ignore the current suspicious activity, Mr. Jekyll has decided to monitor the operation, under the guise of serving as an assistant.",
"message":"Mechanization of the mysterious creatures crying \"Nobunobu!\" has been confirmed. Experts are currently deliberating what it means to say something is alive.",
"message":"Announcement: A new guard has been hired in the form of a drill-toting man who claims to be a dentist. Child chocolate thievery has declined sharply.",
"message":"Somebody built a small shack at the corner of the factory for Miss Fran. Some may see this as problematic, as it resembles a doghouse. However, Miss Fran seems to like it.",
"message":"According to the golem operation manual, they are relatively vulnerable to heat. Please keep them away from individuals who breathes fire, are themselves covered in flames, etc.",
"message":"Remote-controlled robots have been used to attempt to harvest Chocomandrakes; however, they immediately dissolve when removed from the soil. It appears they must be harvested by humans.",
"message":"The creature that cries \"nobunobu\" was found collapsed in the field with just a stem in one hand, apparently after harvesting choco plants without permission. It was revived with hot water.",
"message":"U-harvest campaign...eat as many as you want on the spot! With live a cappella concerts! Please note that participants will need to sign a waiver before beginning.",
"message":"The giant snake that the kunoichi Servant controls is proving successful at harvesting Chocomandrakes. Is it because snakes can't hear? And does the snake somehow fulfill the condition of harvesting them by human hands?",
"message":"A high quality chocolate bribe was given to a goddess who was about to head to a meeting to determine the underworld's stance on current chocolate production.",
"message":"Hassan of the Hundred Personas (contract worker), who can do the work of a hundred people, was rewarded with chocolate from the research lab.",
"message":"At the research lab, only chocolates resurrected through 100% pure Necrochocomancy are used. They are not made with any of the following: blood, curses, heretical gods, or aphrodisiacs.",
"message":"In response to Edison's new chocolate movie, Tesla has been quoted as saying, \"Frankly, I don't give a damn. He's terribly misusing the power of thunder and lightning.\"",
"message":"The Empress greatly appreciates works of art made from chocolate. They say that her room is decorated with chocolate portraits and statues.",
"message":"Never before seen chocolate dishes have been added to Chaldea's cafeteria menu. They claim that it's not to get rid of the excessive chocolate stock, but to explore more menu options.",
"message":"\"Eh? I was asked here for my tremendous skill in puzzle games, to help rearrange the machinery to fit into the smallest space possible, right? Not for my ability to manage a dirty room, right? RIGHT!?\" (Bat princess)",
"message":"The old bearded Rider awoke in the infirmary. He was later spotted staggering around, muttering, \"I was about...to remember something...I need to go...somewhere...\"",
"message":"A number of combat enthusiasts are excited about trying the Hyperbolic Choco Chamber, believing that by bringing chocolate weapons, they may be able to train for extended periods.",
"message":"The third installment of the popular chocolate containing prizes, \"○○tolfo,\" is now available. There are five types of prizes, including \"Eatolfo,\" \"Restolfo,\" and the highly requested \"Bathing Tolfo,\" plus two secrets! ",
"message":"The avant-garde science fiction novel \"Do Chocolates Dream of Strawberry Sheep,\" written by Edward T., is amazing! Listed as number one in book sales.",
"message":"A composite matter that doesn't exist on Earth has been extracted from Space Chocolate, but the Empress sees no problem with it because it is delicious.",
"message":"\"There are of course planets in the Universe that use chocolate mines as their primary industry. The planets are so popular, they are always danger zones because they're constantly a target for colonization.\"",
"message":"Analysis of the luminescence pattern of the mysterious mold that was stuck on the chocolate spaceship has yielded the following message: \"...Habitable...discovered...sending coordinates...back to homeland...\"",
"message":"\"If you really want chocolate that much, I can make the sea of SE.RA.PH into chocolate. Aww, Senpai, you're like an ant☆\" BB's propensity to tease is a cosmos unto itself.",
"message":"Coo po po! Secrets of Lady Semiramis, Part 5: The lady laments that, \"Artificial flowers are nice, because they will not wither in my hands...\"",
"message":"The Mage of Flowers, who grew tired of the overpowering scent of chocolate, accidently blurted, \"Let me tell you about chocolates.\" Following this, he gave a two hour lecture about chocolate.",
"message":"Scáthach came up with a unique training program for her disciples after seeing the endless flow of chocolate. No deaths have yet been reported.",
"message":"Perhaps because the stick got a taste of the thrill, it lies on the ground, muttering, \"Prisma☆Carmilla...no, maybe even Prisma☆Raikou...\" ",
"message":"The great communal bath in Chaldea has been filled with liquid chocolate. Upon investigation, it has been determined that this was caused by water pipes buckling under the pressure from so many chocolates, rather than as a result of a witch's new beauty regime.",
"message":"The facilities team that is focusing on reinforcing the wall against the overwhelming pressure of so much chocolate, and the prideful King of Sparta who focuses on single-target defense, confront each other. ",
"message":"Nobody has ever witnessed the Empress wielding the Jeweled Sword Chocoretch. The ritual is strictly done in the privacy of her highly secure room, and the chocolates are transported to a different location.",
"message":"Choco Grail-kun occasionally expels what appears to be a knife from his mouth. Since it is also chocolate, it does not appear to be dangerous.",
"message":"The calamity of liquid chocolate flooding everywhere has been dubbed \"The Chocolate Tide.\" A new team is attempting to create countermeasures.",
"message":"The old bearded Rider has returned to Earth without notice. His memory returned following his adventure, and he laments that, \"I don't have any souvenirs to bring back. If only the Moldy Chocolate Aliens weren't like that...\"",
"message":"A mysterious masked priest finishes his Holy Grail parfait before politely saying, \"A product like this can hardly be called omnipotent.\"",
"message":"This is Arctic Summer World's automatic news service, ready to bring you ongoing, timely updates.",
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"message":"There are no penguins in the Arctic Circle. We repeat, there are no penguins in the Arctic Circle.",
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"message":"Polar bears live in the North Pole. Penguins live in the South Pole.",
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"id":150,
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"message":"Arctic Summer World is pleased to welcome all our visitors from Chaldea.",
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"message":"The Backspear Boys will be taking over management of Flower Park during Lady Avalon's absence. When asked for comment, Lord Vlad said, \"I hope to leave this garden more beautiful than I found it.\"",
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"script":null,
"id":152,
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"message":"With no more enemies spawning, Flower Park's visitors grow in number by the day.",
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"message":"With the disturbance in Flower Park over, Madam Beni has opened a new yakisoba food stand.",
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"message":"Georgios and Medb have photographed napping polar bear cubs. Medb was so taken that she could only say \"Too cute...\" for the rest of the day.",
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"id":155,
"eventId":80384,
"message":"Emiya has opened a new crepe food stand that is proving extremely popular among female park visitors.",
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"id":156,
"eventId":80384,
"message":"Bunyan and Romulus have decided to join Flower Park's staff. When asked for comment, members of the Backspear Boys said, \"One can never have too many helping hands.\"",
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"id":157,
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"message":"Rumor has it that walking bulbs and trees have been spotted around the Flower Park once again.",
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"id":158,
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"message":"Madam Beni's yakisoba stand is hot, hot, hot in more ways than one! Thanks to word of mouth, she has Servants and animals alike lining up for noodles. Modest as always, Madam Beni insisted, \"It's just normal yakisoba, chirp.\"",
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"id":159,
"eventId":80384,
"message":"By sheer coincidence, Hassan of the Serenity has discovered a toxic flower, which may be a Phantasmal rather than a normal plant.",
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"id":160,
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"message":"While visiting Flower Park with Koyanskaya of Light and Dark, Nikitich tried a chocolate crepe from a food stand and was blown away, saying, quote, \"Yummy!\"",
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"id":161,
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"message":"In response to a resurgence of tree enemies, the Backspear Boys have put together three elimination squadrons rumored to be led by Gawain, Cú Chulainn Alter, and Charlemagne, respectively. Some critics say this response is \"like bringing a bazooka to a knife fight.\"",
"dispOrder":0,
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"script":null,
"id":162,
"eventId":80384,
"message":"Many new hostile trees have been sighted. Could Lady Avalon's nutrient tonic be to blame?",
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"id":163,
"eventId":80384,
"message":"Long, winding lines continue to form at the yakisoba stand. \"I just wanted to contribute something to Flower Park, chirp...\" said a wistful Madam Beni.",
"dispOrder":0,
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"id":164,
"eventId":80384,
"message":"Nursery Rhyme has been seen holding story time with numerous polar bear cubs.",
"dispOrder":0,
"probability":100
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"script":null,
"id":165,
"eventId":80384,
"message":"In a surprising turn of events, what appear to be penguins have been seen swimming in Flower Park's brooks. It seems that they are part of Lambdaryllis's entourage.",
"dispOrder":0,
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"id":166,
"eventId":80384,
"message":"Amor, the goddess of love, has expressed strong dissatisfaction with the decision to suspend the food court's super spicy menu.",
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"script":null,
"id":167,
"eventId":80384,
"message":"A park visitor by the name of Taira-no-Kagekiyo was the first to complete the newly adjusted Titanic Eight-Boat Leap attraction. Critics say the attraction gives Yoshitsune-types favorable treatment, but the area manager disagrees.",
"dispOrder":0,
"probability":100
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"script":null,
"id":168,
"eventId":80384,
"message":"In response to a frequent query, a new FAQ item has been added: \"The Santa Maria does not count as a pirate ship.\"",
"dispOrder":0,
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"script":null,
"id":169,
"eventId":80384,
"message":"The attractions have seen moderate success thanks to their newly relaxed difficulty settings. Only Ms. Vritra seems dissatisfied.",
"dispOrder":0,
"probability":100
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"id":170,
"eventId":80384,
"message":"Park visitors have reported hearing panicked shouts of \"Heracles! Save me, Heracleees!\" coming from The Adventure of the Argo during peak hours.",
"dispOrder":0,
"probability":100
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"id":171,
"eventId":80384,
"message":"Super spicy food offerings have returned to the food court as part of a secret menu. The goddess of love is reportedly pleased with this turn of events.",
"dispOrder":0,
"probability":100
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"script":null,
"id":172,
"eventId":80384,
"message":"An anonymous Rider has claimed they have reached a point where they actually enjoy being put through wringer that is The Titanic Eight-Boat Leap attraction.",
"dispOrder":0,
"probability":100
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"script":null,
"id":173,
"eventId":80384,
"message":"A mysterious bearded adventurer carrying an abacus has been seen around, saying, \"If the people demand it, I'm willing to let the Santa Maria be part of the pirate attraction. Now, about the contract fee...\"",
"dispOrder":0,
"probability":100
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"script":null,
"id":174,
"eventId":80384,
"message":"A surprising number of tacticians and strategists have begun visiting the attraction in order to train in naval warfare.",
"dispOrder":0,
"probability":100
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"script":null,
"id":175,
"eventId":80384,
"message":"Park visitors are free to choose any Nemo Series avatar they like, but please note that the Nemo Series will not answer questions about which is the most popular.",
"dispOrder":0,
"probability":100
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"script":null,
"id":176,
"eventId":80384,
"message":"Madam Beni's additions to the new Red Hot Menu (including adjustable spice levels) are proving to be a sleeper hit with park visitors.",
"dispOrder":0,
"probability":100
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"script":null,
"id":177,
"eventId":80384,
"message":"To celebrate his accomplishment as the latest to complete The Titanic Eight-Boat Leap, a picture of Mandricardo looking both sheepish and proud has been hung up near the attraction.",
"dispOrder":0,
"probability":100
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"script":null,
"id":178,
"eventId":80384,
"message":"The Santa Maria's Stats:Anti-Ship Firepower: CTreasure Discovery: SPassive Skill: Enables the owner to (via coercion) trade glass beads for genuine valuables.",
"dispOrder":0,
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"script":null,
"id":179,
"eventId":80384,
"message":"We are pleased to announce a new nighttime event, the Electric Parade. Showings will begin once the showrunners decide whether to use direct current or alternating current.",
"dispOrder":0,
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"script":null,
"id":180,
"eventId":80384,
"message":"Captain Jason continues to ignore questions about whether or not Medea qualifies as an Argonaut.",
"dispOrder":0,
"probability":100
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"script":null,
"id":181,
"eventId":80384,
"message":"Formerly a hot springs facility, Hawaiian Genji has recently reopened for business as a tropical resort and water park. Head Manager Minamoto-no-Raikou has said, \"I would love for Hawaiian Genji to become a 'hip kids hangout.'\"",
"dispOrder":0,
"probability":250
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"script":null,
"id":182,
"eventId":80384,
"message":"Sei Shounagon has been arrested for pouring gallons of soap down the water slide. When pressed for comment, Sei appeared regretful, saying, \"I thought a giant bubble bath would get the emotions flowing.\"",
"dispOrder":0,
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"script":null,
"id":183,
"eventId":80384,
"message":"Don't miss out on North Pole Kaiju Uji Kintoki Shaved Ice, the summer's simultaneously hottest AND coldest treat! Take it from Odysseus, who hails it as, \"exceptionally well-chilled.\"",
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"script":null,
"id":184,
"eventId":80384,
"message":"As of today, Mysterious Heroine X Alter's Galaxy Cream Shiratama Zenzai Pool is officially open to the general public. However, many customers remain unsure as to what exactly a \"shiratama zenzai pool\" even is.",
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"script":null,
"id":185,
"eventId":80384,
"message":"Today, Murasaki Shikibu will be holding public readings for her latest book, \"The Tale of the North Pole.\" Modest as ever, Murasaki claims that it is a lighthearted story inspired by many other works.",
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"script":null,
"id":186,
"eventId":80384,
"message":"Multiple eyewitnesses have reported seeing a large, stark-naked man on the roof. According to park management, this is likely Ashiya Douman following the theft of his yukata by persons unknown.",
"dispOrder":0,
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"script":null,
"id":187,
"eventId":80384,
"message":"Sei Shounagon has been arrested for releasing large school of salmon down the water slide. When pressed for comment, Sei appeared regretful, saying, \"I wanted to snap some pics of polar bears holding them in their mouths.\"",
"dispOrder":0,
"probability":100
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"script":null,
"id":188,
"eventId":80384,
"message":"Anastasian Ice Cream has just opened a new branch in the North Pole. Competition with its rival, North Pole Shaved Ice, has been fierce, with Noble Phantasms flying in fast and furious bids to draw customers' attention.",
"dispOrder":0,
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"script":null,
"id":189,
"eventId":80384,
"message":"Today, the Shinsengumi experienced both a jacuzzi and a jet pool for the first time. Other customers making use of these features all smiled upon hearing the group's merrily furious screams echoing throughout the park.",
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"script":null,
"id":190,
"eventId":80384,
"message":"Murasaki Shikibu's \"The Tale of the North Pole\" has received mixed reviews. In particular, there have been reports of children breaking into inconsolable crying fits following a scene in which the canine characters Taromaru and Jiromaru have their faces split open like overripe fruit.",
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"script":null,
"id":191,
"eventId":80384,
"message":"A masked prowler was seen rescuing a female park visitor from drowning. Pressed for comment, one visitor replied, \"I think that might have been this year's Oni Cure.\"",
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"script":null,
"id":192,
"eventId":80384,
"message":"Sei Shounagon has been arrested for pouring hundreds of pounds of soumen noodles down the water slide. When pressed for comment, a female colleague of Sei's angrily said, \"She obviously doesn't regret what she's done at all!\"",
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"script":null,
"id":193,
"eventId":80384,
"message":"North Pole Shaved Ice and Anastasian Ice Cream have reached a historic accord, and agreed to collaborate on a new joint venture product they call North Pole Anastasia Sweet Buns.",
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"script":null,
"id":194,
"eventId":80384,
"message":"During what onlookers presumed to be one of her regular inspections, Scáthach-Skadi was seen today enjoying a bowl of shaved ice. When pressed for comment, Skadi denied these claims, insisting that \"They must have confused me for Lancer Scáthach.\"",
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"script":null,
"id":195,
"eventId":80384,
"message":"Suzuka Gozen arrived at the North Pole excited for a dip in the hot springs, only to be disappointed when she learned the springs had been remodeled into a water park.",
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"id":196,
"eventId":80384,
"message":"Fun Fact: Today, Scáthach-Skadi shared that her original vision for the Demonic Ice Castle was for it to be a mobile shopping mall and food court that would always be cooled to just the right temperature.",
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"id":197,
"eventId":80384,
"message":"The impromptu superhero show recently held in front of the castle gates has been such a big hit with park visitors, especially children, that the Queen of Sheba has volunteered to sponsor it as a regular event.",
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"script":null,
"id":198,
"eventId":80384,
"message":"The recipe for the Demonic Ice Castle food court's legendary hot dog is rumored to have leaked. Amazones.com, Caesar, and the Queen of Sheba are all offering rewards to anyone who can bring it to them.",
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"script":null,
"id":199,
"eventId":80384,
"message":"Fun Fact: The Demonic Ice Castle is both impervious to melting, and not sticky when touched.",
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"id":200,
"eventId":80384,
"message":"Signs point to playing superheroes becoming the new hot trend among polar bear cubs, seabird chicks, and childlike Servants.",
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"id":201,
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"message":"Scáthach-Skadi initially claimed that she was \"perfectly fine\" and that \"the doctors are free to go,\" only to collapse again immediately following her announcement. Eyewitness reports claimed she had tears in her eyes upon seeing Asclepius take out his giant syringe and Nightingale's Assault Medicine.",
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"script":null,
"id":202,
"eventId":80384,
"message":"The smash hit superhero show playing at the castle gates has entered its second season. Who could the new villains, Undead Dragon Hero and Mourning Bride, secretly be!?",
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"script":null,
"id":203,
"eventId":80384,
"message":"Having come into the legendary hot dog recipe by sheer luck, Chaldea director Goredolf Musik has decided to open his own hot dog stand near the castle gates. When pressed for comment, Musik responded, \"Wait, what's this now? Why are we opening a food stand when we have a mission to complete!?\"",
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"id":204,
"eventId":80384,
"message":"It was revealed today that shaved ice made from the Demonic Ice Castle does not melt, period. Blackbeard learned this the hard way.",
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"id":205,
"eventId":80384,
"message":"Hero goods, or rather, Heroine XX goods, have been flying off the shelves. However, rumor has it that their seller, the Queen of Sheba, has been pocketing all the profits thanks to Heroine XX not demanding a cut of product sales in her contract.",
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"id":206,
"eventId":80384,
"message":"Madam Beni opened a new food stand in the castle gate plaza today, only for it to once again be immediately thronged by customers forming long, winding lines. She also declared she would \"close the stand during hero show showtimes, chirp.\" Commentators believe this decision is meant to keep the show area free of unsightly foot traffic during peak hours.",
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"id":207,
"eventId":80384,
"message":"Dramatic tension in the castle plaza superhero show has reached its peak. The key word symbolizing Heroine XX's new power is \"pommel horse.\" Undead monsters howl as they are summoned by villain of the week Queen of the Heavens and the Underworld, while the guardian in white descends upon the plaza with a flourish!",
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"id":208,
"eventId":80384,
"message":"The new food stand's hot dogs were an instant hit. Having achieved incredible culinary success, Director Goredolf has decided to return to the ice-top cruise ship, leaving the stand in Boudica and Circe's hands.",
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"id":209,
"eventId":80384,
"message":"Circe has succeeded in transforming the Demonic Ice Castle's ice into kykeon. However, while this kykeon will no longer give you a terrible stomachache, it WILL turn you into a pig.",
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"id":210,
"eventId":80384,
"message":"Heroine XX has agreed to become a spokeswoman for North Pole Anastasia Manjyu. This time, she made sure to negotiate a cut of sales into her contract.",
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"id":211,
"eventId":80384,
"message":"There are actually numerous chicken kept in this area. We suggest using their blood for writing talismans, and their meat for frying.",
"dispOrder":0,
"probability":100
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"script":null,
"id":212,
"eventId":80384,
"message":"Be very wary of the Hassan Servants currently visiting, especially their most frightening attraction, Old Man of the Mountain.",
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"probability":100
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"id":213,
"eventId":80384,
"message":"Taoist wooden swords are made from peach trees and can purge evil wherever they find it.",
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"id":214,
"eventId":80384,
"message":"Clytie \"Sunflower Head\" van Gogh has been hired on as the newest part-timer.",
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"id":215,
"eventId":80384,
"message":"Some people say that jiāngshī were originally created as a way to get the bodies of workers who had traveled far away to earn money for their families sent back to their home on mainland China.",
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"id":216,
"eventId":80384,
"message":"Many local chickens have escaped. The jiāngshī Torturers are currently hop—er, hot on their heels in pursuit.",
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"probability":100
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"id":217,
"eventId":80384,
"message":"The jiāngshī Torturers are actually perfectly capable of walking like normal, but they choose to hop around so as not to anger their empress.",
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"eventId":80384,
"message":"There is a surprisingly wide variety of kinds of talisman. The ones used on the jiāngshī Torturers' heads are a Wu Zetian-original creation.",
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"id":219,
"eventId":80384,
"message":"Brainwashing chants are forbidden on the premises.",
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"probability":100
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"script":null,
"id":220,
"eventId":80384,
"message":"Super Orion wasn't afraid to set foot in the haunted house, declaring that he was \"fine with ghost girls as long as they're hot.\" On realizing that he was in a house of infinite mirrors, each of which reflected an angry Artemis, he immediately changed his tune.",
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"id":221,
"eventId":80384,
"message":"A firm believer in fair pay for fair work, Wu Zetian has agreed to pay Taisui Xingjun, who was just napping nearby, a usage fee for BGC (background curses).",
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"probability":100
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"id":222,
"eventId":80384,
"message":"Hessian has been steadily advancing his career. He has recently been promoted to the top of the headless monster group, where he now earns ten times his original salary.",
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"probability":100
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"id":223,
"eventId":80384,
"message":"Once she learned it was legal for her to hold hands with her sister in this location, Trưng Nhị's expression changed both immediately and dramatically.",
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"probability":100
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"script":null,
"id":224,
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"message":"Martha! Refrain from further use of Jacob's Limbs, please!",
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"message":"Jeanne d'Arc's club, St. Orleans, is in the middle of a rare slump. She and her partner, Marie, appear to be stuck on the philosophical question, \"What IS true love, anyway?\"",
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"message":"Due to this convention's smaller scale, staff has been pared back to a minimum as well, with only Leonidas and two others managing security.",
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"message":"Xu Fu has decided to distribute the recipe for the elixir of immortality. However, some early readers have expressed doubts that such...haphazard ingredients and collection methods could really result in actual immortality.",
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"message":"Gespenst Ketzer has dragged Master into an impromptu meeting to discuss their next collaborative work. She has also ordered a chocolate parfait and appears to be enjoying it immensely. \"What, you want a bite? Fine, whatever. Guess I can spare some. No? You don't? Just shut your freakin' mouth and accept my generosity, dammit.\"",
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"message":"St. Orleans decided to ask Sigurd and Brynhild their thoughts, but their answer was rather more on the bloody side than they would have liked. Their next port of call was Siegfried and Kriemhild. Unfortunately, merely asking the question prompted Kriemhild to shriek and attack them. Obviously, this was not particularly helpful, either.",
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"message":"\"The Secret Adventures of Don Quixote de la Mancha\" has become so popular, fans have begun clamoring for a sequel, which prompted Sancho to immediately begin work on a video series and comic adaptation. It seems a new, virtual Don Quixote has been born.",
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"message":"Leonidas had a stunning realization: If three people each work as hard as a hundred, isn't that equivalent to three hundred people working at once? He has finally discovered mathematics.",
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"eventId":80384,
"message":"Jing Ke was going to distribute a book she called \"The Assassin's How-To Manual,\" but was quickly stopped because apparently an assassin isn't meant to reveal their tricks. Thoroughly convinced of this, she decided to change gears and publish reviews of her favorite liquor. However, this also proved less than useful for readers, since very nearly every drink reviewed received five out of five stars.",
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"message":"Gespenst Ketzer has been seen visiting the hot springs spa, getting a deep-tissue massage, and otherwise partaking in worldly pleasures alongside her usual crew of assistants. But don't worry, she's absolutely going to get started on her next book once she's done!",
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"message":"For the time being, St. Orleans decided to make a new book based on their own idea of true love. It was fairly well-received, but when asked if the story demonstrated true love, no reader was able to come up with an answer. \"Do romantic comedies really need to prominently feature an enormous ballista?\" \"Absolutely!\"",
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"message":"The virtual Don Quixote has responded to a heckler by challenging the person in question to a duel. To everyone's surprise, the heckler accepted and wiped the floor with him, creating quite a stir. True to his word, Don Quixote retired, and Sancho decided to retire along with him. The book she left behind is expected to go down in history as a rare and legendary work of fiction.",
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"message":"I'll be damned. The three of them actually did it.",
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"id":240,
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"message":"Medb began a new live streaming show she called \"I Made It With Honey.\" Her provocative, uninhibited remarks helped the show quickly build a large audience, but it all came to an end when she suddenly declared, \"I'm tired of this now,\" and decided to quit on the spot.",
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"id":241,
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"message":"Now that the Holy Grail has been collected, Arctic Summer World will soon be closing its doors forever. Scáthach-Skadi has expressed her sincere gratitude to everyone who came to visit.",
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"message":"Having been sealed away into a jar once again, Ashiya Douman has revealed that he left a curse in each of the park's seven areas. Kiichi Hogen suggested just forgetting about them, but changed her mind when a passing Taigong Wang said, \"Yeah...that doesn't sound like a great idea.\"",
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"id":243,
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"message":"Recent rumors claim the Arctic Tower's sun is actually a conceptual sun, not a physical one. Several Casters have been investigating it, and are expected to make their report soon.",
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"id":244,
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"message":"Ibuki-Douji has begun calling herself \"the midsummer cheerleading squad.\" She was most recently seen cheering on Kōnstantînos XI as he hung his head in shame before other old guard Roman Heroic Spirits.",
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"script":null,
"id":245,
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"message":"The animals who came to visit the park are all leaving to parts unknown. They probably won't remember this place even once humanity has been restored. But maybe, just maybe, they'll remember bits and pieces of a wonderfully fun dream...",
