I'm a Master from a Chaldea different than your own...from one of the many parallel worlds.
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@Nameless Master
That's who I am.
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[charaFadeout G 0.1]
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[charaTalk F]
[charaFace F 0]
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@Jack
Mommy... You're Mommy.
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[charaFadeout F 0.1]
[wt 0.1]
[charaTalk G]
[charaFace G 0]
[charaFadein G 0.1 1]
@Nameless Master
Yes. Jack the Ripper, Nursery Rhyme, and all the Servants you defeated...
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@Nameless Master
I'm the one who summoned them all.
[k]
@Nameless Master
But it may be easier for [%1] to understand if I say that I got them all from the gacha.
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[charaFadeout G 0.1]
[wt 0.1]
[charaTalk E]
[charaFace E 0]
[charaFadein E 0.4 1]
@Bunyan
Tell me. You summoned us and created a Singularity. What is your plan?
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[charaFadeout E 0.1]
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[charaTalk G]
[charaFace G 4]
[charaFadein G 0.1 1]
@Nameless Master
Paul Bunyan.[sr]I didn't summon you.
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?1:Eh!?
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[wt 0.7]
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@Nameless Master
You're not a Servant. You're just a phantom, no more than an urban legend roaming about.
[k]
@Nameless Master
Paul Bunyan was just a joke amongst the settlers of North America. Then some trash tabloids wrote some articles on it for shits and giggles.
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@Nameless Master
She has no basis in myth, and nobody actually believes in her existence. She's the very lowest form of spiritual existence: a hazy shadow without a will.
[k]
@Nameless Master
But then I let her possess udon dough, and gave her shape.
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[charaTalk E]
[charaFace E 4]
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@Bunyan
I'm... I'm...not a Heroic Spirit...!?
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?1:Why the hell would you do that?
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[charaTalk G]
[charaFace G 4]
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@Nameless Master
That should be obvious! To make a welfare Servant to give out for the second anniversary of FGO!
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[bgmStop BGM_EVENT_5 0.1]
?1:Huh?
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[bgm BGM_EVENT_27 0.1]
[charaFace G 2]
@Nameless Master
Don't “huh?” me![sr]You're a Master. I KNOW you know!
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@Nameless Master
For F2P Masters like me, welfare Servants are the most important Servants!
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?1:It's not that I don't understand...
?2:Sorry, during GSSR, I...um...
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[charaFace G 4]
@Nameless Master
No more boring small talk! The great thing about social games like this is that anyone can enjoy playing without thinking about them or even paying attention!
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[charaFace G 2]
@Nameless Master
An idyllic world where everyone is equal![sr]To make that so, strong gold Servants are necessary!
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[charaFace G 4]
@Nameless Master
That's why I used udon dough to create Bunyan's Spirit Origin. My plan was to produce a giant! To make the goddess who shapes the very world!
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[charaFadein B 0.4 1]
@Geronimo
...I get it now. Bunyan's legend contains mankind's universal belief in a deity of creation.
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@Geronimo
It's not possible to summon an actual god, but an artificial one, possessing godlike qualities...
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[charaFadeout B 0.1]
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[charaTalk E]
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@Bunyan
I see...that's me...
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[charaTalk G]
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@Nameless Master
Right. That's why I poured all my Grails and QP into you! But even so... EVEN SO...
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[charaFace G 4]
@Nameless Master
What we actually got was just a wacky...useless thing![sr]If we gave YOU as a welfare, Chaldea would be DEAD!
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?1:Wait.
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@Nameless Master
Eh?
[k]
?1:You. Called. Bunyan. A. Thing.
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[charaFace G 0]
@Nameless Master
Oh come on. What the hell else would I call it?
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[charaFace G 2]
@Nameless Master
I mean, it's a ★1. ★1![sr]You get those in the FP gacha!!!
[k]
@Nameless Master
That thing is absolutely worthless![sr]No Servant below ★4 is worth a damn!
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?1:You're wrong.
?2:The number of ★s has nothing to do with trust.
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[charaTalk A]
[charaFace A 1]
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@Mash
Senpai...!
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[charaTalk G]
[charaFace G 4]
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@Nameless Master
Oh, big talk, huh? Trust is just something the weak use to cover their weakness! So why hasn't my little eggplant turned into a ★5?
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@Nameless Master
Strong bonds don't overcome lack of rarity.[sr]You should know that as a Master...
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[charaFace G 2]
@Nameless Master
In the end, only the Masters who post Servants over[sr]Lv. 90 get picked as Support!
[k]
@Nameless Master
They have a handful of limit broken Kaleidoscopes, and they have a surplus of event CEs!!!
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@Nameless Master
A world that celebrates only the ultra-whale Masters, where only they get all the glory and friend requests! That is what I am trying to put a stop to!
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?1:Listen, you.
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[messageOff]
?1:Everyone has their own way of playing.
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?1:And!!!
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?1:We can only spend so much money,[csr]but we have infinite love to give!
?2:What matters is embers, mats, skill gems, Grails, and time!!!
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@Nameless Master
Hnnnnnnnnnghhhhhh!!! Your logic is...[sr]I don't even have a comeback for that!
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[charaFace G 0]
@Nameless Master
Humph. But let's chill it out a minute here.[sr]Sure, our playstyles differ.
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[charaFace G 1]
@Nameless Master
But... Do you really want to give your loyalty to a development team who won't give you an NP animation skip button, and die with this useless Servant?
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?1:So that's why you trapped Bunyan in this Singularity.
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[charaFace G 2]
@Nameless Master
Obviously! The only Servants we need are beautiful female Saberfaces!
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?1:Wrong!
?2:You need to stop right there before you curse us.
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[charaFace G 0]
@Nameless Master
There's no value in something without use.[sr]Bunyan is... Well, she was a failure.
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[charaFace G 4]
@Nameless Master
So, I wanted her to vanish into a secluded forest.[sr]But noooo, you had to bring her all the way here...
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[charaFace G 1]
@Nameless Master
What I want are ★5 Servants, or the one exception to that rule: my cutie, Astolfo.
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[charaFace G 4]
@Nameless Master
Now that you've come this far, I'll have to eradicate Bunyan and all of you from this other world.
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[charaSet H 5004001 1 "Nursery Rhyme"]
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@Both
How horrible! Just horrible![sr]Bunyan's our friend!
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@Bunyan
Master, I...
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?1:It'll be okay, Bunyan.
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[charaTalk G]
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@Nameless Master
Eh? What, are you thinking of fighting me?[sr]Even though we're both Masters? Seriously?
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@Nameless Master
It's all your fault. If you guys hadn't just waltzed out here, this worthless Servant would've disappeared!
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[charaFadeout G 0.1]
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[charaTalk C]
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@Edison
...I see.[sr]You may be right...and yet!
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@Edison
Paul Bunyan is right here before us![sr]We cannot turn a blind eye to that fact!
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@Geronimo
...Agreed. Even if her lore was a joke in the early States,[sr]I cannot ignore that she stands before me!
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[charaFace B 5]
@Geronimo
The only thing that must disappear is you, Master from another world.
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[charaTalk G]
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@Nameless Master
Eh? Are you seriously going to fight me?[sr]Come on, take a joke! This is like...a tiny prank!
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@Nameless Master
I mean, I also saved Humanity.[sr]Don't I deserve Servants that I prefer and want?
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[charaFadeout G 0.1]
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[charaTalk A]
[charaFace A 2]
[charaFadein A 0.1 1]
@Mash
Shut up! This is a bad dream, Master that is not mine!
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[charaFace A 7]
@Mash
I'm sorry, but this is part of our job![sr]We will destroy your evil ruse!
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[charaFadeout A 0.1]
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[charaTalk G]
[charaFace G 1]
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@Nameless Master
Oh-ho. Look who's acting all big, my little eggplant.[sr]And you're so cool. Much more than usual.
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[charaFace G 4]
@Nameless Master
Not that I'm unhappy about your change, but I'm not wild about this biting the hand that feeds you crap.
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@Nameless Master
Fine. If you're going to defend Bunyan, I just have to fight you.
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@Nameless Master
I'm afraid you know too much, and now...you must die.
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@Nameless Master
It's your prim and proper party versus my poor but beautiful party.