I come bearing good news, [%1]. One[sr]of the treasures we need is a tree branch with jeweled fruit from Hourai Island, yes?
[k]
＠Fionn mac Cumhaill
Well, it would seem that a Servant in possession[sr]of one such branch just made a reservation.
[k]
？1：Then we just need to convince them to let us have it!
？！
[charaFace A 1]
＠Fionn mac Cumhaill
True. However, this Servant is very much at odds with Chaldea. In fact, she may currently be your fiercest opponent.
[k]
＠Fionn mac Cumhaill
As such, any straightforward attempts[sr]to win her over are guaranteed to fail.
[k]
＠Fionn mac Cumhaill
So why not let me handle this one?
[k]
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＠Goredolf
Oho. I'm surprised to hear you volunteer, given how you've been dedicated to helping from the sidelines.
[k]
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＠Goredolf
Very well then, go ahead and give it a shot.[sr]We'll stay out of sight and keep an eye on things.
[k]
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＠Fionn mac Cumhaill
Fine by me.[sr]Then let's go take care of it, shall we?
[k]
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＠Mash
(This is the newly expanded beauty parlor... I wonder who the Servant with the jeweled branch could be...)
[k]
？1：(Shh! Someone's here!)
？！
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＠Yu Mei-ren
What a pleasant surprise to see the Enma-tei is still running. How is the madam doing these days, Henjou?
[k]
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＠Sparrow (Henjou)
She's been a little glum lately,[sr]but she's still alive and kicking, chirp.
[k]
＠Sparrow (Henjou)
Let me take your coat for you, chirp.[sr]Will you be doing your usual course today, Mei-Mei?
[k]
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＠Yu Mei-ren
Yes, that sounds good. I'm especially partial to the bed in the far back. The shade there is just right.
[k]
＠Yu Mei-ren
I must say, though, I'm surprised I hadn't heard a peep about this place for the last three hundred years.[sr]I thought you had finally closed up shop.
[k]
＠Yu Mei-ren
I'm impressed you've managed to keep this place going among the wretched humans and their society.[sr]It reminds me of the Peach Blossom Spring.
[k]
＠Yu Mei-ren
In one sense, it's like you don't know when to give up. Hehe, though I suppose I'm not one to talk...
[k]
＠Yu Mei-ren
Oh, don't feel like you need to go easy on me.[sr]I absolutely love the Enma-tei's massages...
[k]
＠Yu Mei-ren
My body may be immortal and unaging, but it still gets stiff... If anything, the fact that it is so durable only makes it worse...
[k]
＠Yu Mei-ren
The more time passes, the stiffer my body[sr]grows, and there is no getting rid of it...
[k]
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＠Yu Mei-ren
Cursed humans... If they only knew the pain of immortality, they would never claim jealousy...[sr]Ahh, yes, that's the spot. Go on, put your back into it...
[k]
＠Yu Mei-ren
Ahh, how I missed this... This is truly what[sr]it means to be rejuvenated... Although...
[k]
＠Yu Mei-ren
(Not even the Enma-tei can relieve my tension completely... I wonder if there is an even stronger masseuse anywhere...)
[k]
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＠Fionn mac Cumhaill
Oh, hello. I'm surprised to see such a lofty being here. From the look of you, I would guess you're a retired Elemental?
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＠Yu Mei-ren
...!
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＠Yu Mei-ren
Insolent fool! How dare a mere Heroic[sr]Spirit barge in on my antiaging ritual!?
[k]
＠Yu Mei-ren
Stand right there. Or don't. You will never[sr]escape my wrath, no matter what you... Hm?
[k]
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＠Yu Mei-ren
...Are you related to the fairies?[sr]I sense an ancient wind protecting you, though only just.
[k]
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＠Fionn mac Cumhaill
Ah yes, that must be from my beloved wife.
[k]
＠Fionn mac Cumhaill
My name is Fionn mac Cumhaill. Believe it or not,[sr]I was the captain of a band of knights during that cycle.
[k]
＠Fionn mac Cumhaill
I heard your concerns about your body's stiffness.[sr]If you like, I would be happy to relieve you of them.
My wife suffered from the same sort of ailment, you see. She would always complain about stiffness whenever she visited the human world.
[k]
＠Fionn mac Cumhaill
I searched far and wide for a way to help, eventually finding the very best masseuse in the entire world.
[k]
＠Fionn mac Cumhaill
His hands relieve tension, improve circulation,[sr]and make you feel like new, whether human or fairy.
[k]
＠Fionn mac Cumhaill
It must be fate that brought us together here.[sr]What do you say? Shall I introduce you to him?
[k]
＠Yu Mei-ren
Hmph. So in the end, you are merely trying to ingratiate yourself with me.
[k]
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＠Yu Mei-ren
Very well, I will play along with your little ploy. If nothing else, this should be an amusing diversion to help pass my endless time.
[k]
＠Yu Mei-ren
Go ahead and call for this expert masseuse of yours. If he should actually rid me of my stiffness, I will give you anything you ask for.
[k]
＠Fionn mac Cumhaill
Hahaha, I'm glad to reach an understanding so quickly. This stiffness must truly be a great source of stress for you. All right then...you're up, Mr. Masseuse!
[k]
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＠Masseuse
[f x-large][messageShake 0.05 5 5 0.3]On it.
[k]
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＠Yu Mei-ren
Gah! You...!?
[k]
＠Yu Mei-ren
Hold it! There's no way this guy is just a masseuse![sr]If anything, he's a monster in masseuse's clothing!
[k]
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＠Masseuse
Easy there, sage woman. It seems you may[sr]know who I am, but I've never met you before.
[k]
＠Masseuse
I've been staying at this inn for the last few days.[sr]Madam Beni's offered nothing but the best hospitality.
[k]
＠Masseuse
I'm only here now because she asked if I would be willing to help an old friend of hers.
[k]
＠Masseuse
If I were you, I would be glad to have a friend like that looking out for me. All the more so given how long you two will continue to be friends.
[k]
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＠Yu Mei-ren
(You did this for me, Enma? I do appreciate[sr]that...but why did it have to be THIS guy!?)
[k]
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＠Yu Mei-ren
W-wait![sr]Please! I know how powerful your neigong is!
[k]
＠Yu Mei-ren
You'll squeeze my intestines right out from my mouth![sr]Stop! Stay away from me!
[k]
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＠Sparrow (Henjou)
I'm sorry, Mei-Mei. You need to bear with this,[sr]no matter how much it hurts, chirp.
[k]
＠Sparrow (Henjou)
We can't stop the expert course once it's begun.[sr]Trust me, chirp, we're doing this for your own good.
[k]
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＠Yu Mei-ren
Henjooouuu!
[k]
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＠Masseuse
Now then, let's begin.[sr]Try not to struggle, no matter how much it hurts.
