$94-03-22-13-1-0 [soundStopAll] [charaSet A 3011000 1 "Fionn mac Cumhaill"] [charaSet B 1098123200 1 Goredolf] [charaSet C 1098162000 1 Mash] [charaSet D 1098161100 1 "Sparrow (Henjou)"] [charaSet E 6035001 1 "Yu Mei-ren"] [charaSet G 1098160700 1 Masseuse] [imageSet I back10000 1] [charaSet J 5009000 1 "Effect Dummy"] [scene 69900] [charaScale I 1.01] [charaPut I 0,-200] [charaFadeTime I 0.1 0.4] [fadein black 1.5] [wait fade] [bgm BGM_EVENT_77 0.1] [charaTalk A] [charaFace A 0] [charaFadein A 0.1 1] @Fionn mac Cumhaill I come bearing good news, [%1]. One[sr]of the treasures we need is a tree branch with jeweled fruit from Hourai Island, yes? [k] @Fionn mac Cumhaill Well, it would seem that a Servant in possession[sr]of one such branch just made a reservation. [k] ?1:Then we just need to convince them to let us have it! ?! [charaFace A 1] @Fionn mac Cumhaill True. However, this Servant is very much at odds with Chaldea. In fact, she may currently be your fiercest opponent. [k] @Fionn mac Cumhaill As such, any straightforward attempts[sr]to win her over are guaranteed to fail. [k] @Fionn mac Cumhaill So why not let me handle this one? [k] [charaFadeout A 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk B] [charaFace B 0] [charaFadein B 0.1 1] @Goredolf Oho. I'm surprised to hear you volunteer, given how you've been dedicated to helping from the sidelines. [k] [charaFace B 1] @Goredolf Very well then, go ahead and give it a shot.[sr]We'll stay out of sight and keep an eye on things. [k] [charaFadeout B 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk A] [charaFace A 0] [charaFadein A 0.1 1] @Fionn mac Cumhaill Fine by me.[sr]Then let's go take care of it, shall we? [k] [messageOff] [fadeout black 1.5] [bgmStop BGM_EVENT_77 1.5] [wait fade] [charaFadeout A 0.1] [charaFadeout I 0.1] [scene 20160801] [wt 1.0] [fadein black 1.5] [wt 0.7] [se ad37] [seVolume ad37 0 0] [seVolume ad37 1.0 0.3] [wait fade] [wt 1.0] [bgm BGM_EVENT_28 0.1] [charaTalk C] [charaFace C 0] [charaFadein C 0.1 1] @Mash (This is the newly expanded beauty parlor... I wonder who the Servant with the jeweled branch could be...) [k] ?1:(Shh! Someone's here!) ?! [messageOff] [charaFadeout C 0.1] [wt 0.5] [se ad173] [seVolume ad173 0 0.0] [seVolume ad173 1.0 0.8] [wt 0.7] [charaTalk E] [charaFace E 1] [charaFadein E 0.4 1] [wt 0.3] [seStop ad173 0.2] @Yu Mei-ren What a pleasant surprise to see the Enma-tei is still running. How is the madam doing these days, Henjou? [k] [charaFadeout E 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk D] [charaFace D 0] [charaFadein D 0.1 1] @Sparrow (Henjou) She's been a little glum lately,[sr]but she's still alive and kicking, chirp. [k] @Sparrow (Henjou) Let me take your coat for you, chirp.[sr]Will you be doing your usual course today, Mei-Mei? [k] [charaFadeout D 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk E] [charaFace E 1] [charaFadein E 0.1 1] @Yu Mei-ren Yes, that sounds good. I'm especially partial to the bed in the far back. The shade there is just right. [k] @Yu Mei-ren I must say, though, I'm surprised I hadn't heard a peep about this place for the last three hundred years.[sr]I thought you had finally closed up shop. [k] @Yu Mei-ren I'm impressed you've managed to keep this place going among the wretched humans and their society.[sr]It reminds me of the Peach Blossom Spring. [k] @Yu Mei-ren In one sense, it's like you don't know when to give up. Hehe, though I suppose I'm not one to talk... [k] @Yu Mei-ren Oh, don't feel like you need to go easy on me.[sr]I absolutely love the Enma-tei's massages... [k] @Yu Mei-ren My body may be immortal and unaging, but it still gets stiff... If anything, the fact that it is so durable only makes it worse... [k] @Yu Mei-ren The more time passes, the stiffer my body[sr]grows, and there is no getting rid of it... [k] [charaFace E 3] @Yu Mei-ren Cursed humans... If they only knew the pain of immortality, they would never claim jealousy...[sr]Ahh, yes, that's the spot. Go on, put your back into it... [k] @Yu Mei-ren Ahh, how I missed this... This is truly what[sr]it means to be rejuvenated... Although... [k] @Yu Mei-ren (Not even the Enma-tei can relieve my tension completely... I wonder if there is an even stronger masseuse anywhere...) [k] [charaFadeout E 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk A] [charaFace A 1] [charaFadein A 0.1 1] @Fionn mac Cumhaill Oh, hello. I'm surprised to see such a lofty being here. From the look of you, I would guess you're a retired Elemental? [k] [charaFadeout A 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk E] [charaFace E 2] [charaFadein E 0.1 1] [bgmStop BGM_EVENT_28 0.5] [seStop ad173 0.3] @Yu Mei-ren ...! [k] [bgm BGM_EVENT_24 0.1] [charaTalk depthOff] [charaDepth E 0] [charaDepth J 1] [charaPut J 1] [charaEffect J bit_talk_charge_red] [se ad61] [se ad556] [seVolume ad556 0 0.6] @Yu Mei-ren Insolent fool! How dare a mere Heroic[sr]Spirit barge in on my antiaging ritual!? [k] @Yu Mei-ren Stand right there. Or don't. You will never[sr]escape my wrath, no matter what you... Hm? [k] [messageOff] [wt 1.0] [charaFace E 4] [charaEffectStop J bit_talk_charge_red] [bgmStop BGM_EVENT_24 0.5] [seStop ad61 0.5] [seStop ad556 0.5] [wt 0.7] @Yu Mei-ren ...Are you related to the fairies?[sr]I sense an ancient wind protecting you, though only just. [k] [charaFadeout E 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk A] [charaFace A 1] [charaFadein A 0.1 1] [bgm BGM_EVENT_77 0.1] @Fionn mac Cumhaill Ah yes, that must be from my beloved wife. [k] @Fionn mac Cumhaill My name is Fionn mac Cumhaill. Believe it or not,[sr]I was the captain of a band of knights during that cycle. [k] @Fionn mac Cumhaill I heard your concerns about your body's stiffness.[sr]If you like, I would be happy to relieve you of them. [k] [charaFadeout A 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk E] [charaFace A 0] [charaFadein A 0.1 0] [charaFace E 0] [charaFadein E 0.1 2] @Yu Mei-ren Oh?[sr]...Very well, I will at least hear what you have to say. [k] [charaFace A 1] @Fionn mac Cumhaill My wife suffered from the same sort of ailment, you see. She would always complain about stiffness whenever she visited the human world. [k] @Fionn mac Cumhaill I searched far and wide for a way to help, eventually finding the very best masseuse in the entire world. [k] @Fionn mac Cumhaill His hands relieve tension, improve circulation,[sr]and make you feel like new, whether human or fairy. [k] @Fionn mac Cumhaill It must be fate that brought us together here.[sr]What do you say? Shall I introduce you to him? [k] @Yu Mei-ren Hmph. So in the end, you are merely trying to ingratiate yourself with me. [k] [charaFace E 1] @Yu Mei-ren Very well, I will play along with your little ploy. If nothing else, this should be an amusing diversion to help pass my endless time. [k] @Yu Mei-ren Go ahead and call for this expert masseuse of yours. If he should actually rid me of my stiffness, I will give you anything you ask for. [k] @Fionn mac Cumhaill Hahaha, I'm glad to reach an understanding so quickly. This stiffness must truly be a great source of stress for you. All right then...you're up, Mr. Masseuse! [k] [seStop ad37 0.3] [bgmStop BGM_EVENT_77 0.5] [messageOff] [charaFadeout A 0.1] [charaFadeout E 0.1] [wt 0.5] [charaTalk G] [charaFace G 5] [charaFadein G 0.1 1] [se ad173] [wt 0.2] [seStop ad173 0.3] @Masseuse [f x-large][messageShake 0.05 5 5 0.3]On it. [k] [charaFadeout G 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk E] [charaFace E 2] [charaFadein E 0.1 1] [bgm BGM_EVENT_81 0.1] @Yu Mei-ren Gah! You...!? [k] @Yu Mei-ren Hold it! There's no way this guy is just a masseuse![sr]If anything, he's a monster in masseuse's clothing! [k] [charaFadeout E 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk G] [charaFace G 1] [charaFadein G 0.1 1] @Masseuse Easy there, sage woman. It seems you may[sr]know who I am, but I've never met you before. [k] @Masseuse I've been staying at this inn for the last few days.[sr]Madam Beni's offered nothing but the best hospitality. [k] @Masseuse I'm only here now because she asked if I would be willing to help an old friend of hers. [k] @Masseuse If I were you, I would be glad to have a friend like that looking out for me. All the more so given how long you two will continue to be friends. [k] [charaFadeout G 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk E] [charaFace E 6] [charaFadein E 0.1 1] @Yu Mei-ren (You did this for me, Enma? I do appreciate[sr]that...but why did it have to be THIS guy!?) [k] [charaFace E 11] @Yu Mei-ren W-wait![sr]Please! I know how powerful your neigong is! [k] @Yu Mei-ren You'll squeeze my intestines right out from my mouth![sr]Stop! Stay away from me! [k] [charaTalk depthOff] [charaDepth D 0] [charaDepth E 1] [charaTalk off] [charaMove E -30,0 0.3] [wt 0.1] [charaFace D 0] [charaFadein D 0.2 -256,0] [charaMove D -224,0 0.2] [wt 0.1] [se ade33] [seVolume ade33 0 0.3] [charaShake E 0.05 5 2 0.2] [wt 1.5] [charaTalk on] @Sparrow (Henjou) I'm sorry, Mei-Mei. You need to bear with this,[sr]no matter how much it hurts, chirp. [k] @Sparrow (Henjou) We can't stop the expert course once it's begun.[sr]Trust me, chirp, we're doing this for your own good. [k] [charaFace E 2] [charaShake E 0.05 6 2 0.6] @Yu Mei-ren Henjooouuu! [k] [charaFadeout E 0.1] [charaFadeout D 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk G] [charaFace G 0] [charaFadein G 0.1 1] @Masseuse Now then, let's begin.[sr]Try not to struggle, no matter how much it hurts. [k] [messageOff] [fadeout black 0.5] [bgmStop BGM_EVENT_81 0.4] [wait fade] [soundStopAll] [end]