$94-01-56-02-2-0




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[charaSet B 5016001 1 Geronimo]
[charaSet C 5025001 1 Edison]
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?1:We ate them all...
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@Mash
Yes...[sr]An entire herd of buffalo...
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@Mash
Seasoned with salt and pepper, Worcester sauce, ketchup, cheese... Broiled, stewed, and fried...
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@Mash
I feel as if we ate a lifetime's worth of hamburg steaks...
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?1:What's the difference between[csr]fried hamburg steak and buffalo croquettes?

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@Edison
Nuahahahahaha!
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@Edison
What do you think of the new Edison Brand Salisbury Steak Maker™!?
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?1:Salisbury steak?
?2:They weren't hamburg steaks?

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@Edison
Yes. Nowadays, I hear fancy shops try to pass it off by calling it a German dish.
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@Edison
But here in the States, it was called Salisbury steak!
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@Edison
During the turmoil of the Civil War, Dr. Salisbury developed a mincemeat steak using red meat!
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@Edison
Not only is it healthy, but it can be mass-produced![sr]Such is the dish that I, the genius Edison, improved!
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@Jack
Um, we haven't heard of that. So it's basically hamburg steak, right? Maybe they're even just hamburgers?
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@Nursery Rhyme
In French and German books, they all say[sr]“hamburg steak,” so shouldn't we just go with that?
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@Edison
Hmmm, but since we are in the States, I would prefer to call it Salisbury steak, the American way...
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@Geronimo
Indeed. Even if it is unremarkable, being prideful of one's own culture is important.
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@Edison
H-hm. Coming from you, and with a straight face,[sr]I couldn't help but laugh aloud...
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@Edison
...if only I had nerves of steel! But what do you think, Geronimo!? Was the dish to your liking?
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@Geronimo
Yes... A buffalo hunt, then sitting with my comrades to eat our catch brings back memories.
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@Geronimo
My tribe once hunted buffalo on horseback.
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@Geronimo
But there are no more buffalo. They were driven near to extinction by firearms and railroads.
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@Geronimo
Now, buffalo living in nature preserves are all that remain... Mere memories, like us Heroic Spirits.
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@Geronimo
...I was able to taste that again. I suppose some good fortune befalls one even as a Heroic Spirit.
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@Bunyan
Yep. It's really, really, really tasty!
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@Jack
We're glad! This is a dish that Mommy taught us![sr]Eat a lot, okay?
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@Bunyan
Oh, but I don't want parsley.[sr]I just want hamburg steak.
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@Nursery Rhyme
That's no good, Bunyan![sr]Good children must eat everything on their plates!
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@Bunyan
But...it's bitter.
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@Jack
You shouldn't leave friends behind, okay?
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@Edison
Indeed. Parsley is a wonderful vegetable chock full of vitamins, minerals, and fiber.
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@Bunyan
O-okay. If everyone says so, I'll try my best to eat it.[sr]I'll savor everything on my plate.
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@Mash
...Please...take the rest of my food... I'm so full of hamburg steak I think I'm going to burst...
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@Bunyan
Yay! It's been a while since I ate with a bunch of people!
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@Bunyan
I was always alone in that forest!
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@Edison
Glad to hear it! Then next I shall cook Salisbury steak teriyaki style!
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@Edison
After grilling it rare, using this Edison-made portable cooking stove...hm?
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@G:???
Unnntouchable!
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?1:Oops, Altera did it again...

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@G:???
I am not Altera![sr]And I am not Britney Spears either!
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?2:Want some hamburg steak?

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@G:???
Yes. I will have a plate.
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@G:???
...Yes. This is...(munch)...somewhat...good civilization. (Munch, munch)
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@G:???
But I know better. There are far better and tastier hamburg steaks out there in the world. And I know they're full of umami.
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@G:???
Ghh! No...not that.[sr]Bribery will not work on me!
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@G:???
I am Park Ranger Buffalo Bill!
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?1:Okay, but you're Altera, though.

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@Buffalo Bill
Our two weapons are Spirit Origin and magical energy...and Noble Phantasm...!
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?1:...She flew east...!

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@Mash
I wonder what that was about...?[sr]And that was three weapons...
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@Jack
Did she want to eat hamburg steak?
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@Nursery Rhyme
That must be it![sr]Because hamburg steaks really are delicious!
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@Nursery Rhyme
Anywhere can be paradise with delicious food!
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@Edison
Yes, yes. Grow big and strong, you hear?
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@Bunyan
Ah!
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@Mash
What's wrong, Bunyan?
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@Bunyan
She's back.
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@???
Unnntouchable!
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?1:Altera's back!
?2:We need a cool name for this: Alteranate? Wait, no...

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@Buffalo Bill
No! I am Park Ranger Buffalo Bill![sr]Our THREE weapons are...
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@Buffalo Bill
Spirit Origin, magical energy, Noble Phantasm, and moderation!
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@Buffalo Bill
I...I got it wrong again![sr]Math is bad civilization! I'll come in again!
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?1:Wait.

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@Buffalo Bill
Wh-what!?
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?1:You don't have to do it again.
?2:We're getting nowhere.

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@Buffalo Bill
I see. True.[sr]Everyone makes little mistakes sometimes.
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@Buffalo Bill
Then I'll start over. Anyway...[sr]We have tons of weapons. Got it?
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@Edison
That's fine. One does not make a great nation by sweating the small stuff.
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@Edison
So, what is it this time...um, Buffalo Bill...?
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@Buffalo Bill
Do I need to spell it out? You have committed the heinous crime of killing the endangered buffalo! That is, the American bison!
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@Buffalo Bill
Now come quietly, or there will be trouble.
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@Geronimo
Wait. I can't ignore what you just said.
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@Buffalo Bill
What?
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@Geronimo
The buffalo do not belong to anyone.[sr]That is to say, they are gifts of nature.
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@Geronimo
We hunted a berserk herd that was threatening humans. We did not pursue the herd that fled.
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@Geronimo
Bunyan made sure to use their bones, hides, and horns so nothing was wasted. Every piece of meat was ground up to make hamburg steak.
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@Geronimo
We have done nothing wrong. There was no malicious killing. Do you still believe we committed a crime?
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@Buffalo Bill
Yes. What you did cannot go unpunished.[sr]Time to taste my Winchester War God Sword!
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@Geronimo
If that is the case, I am an Apache before I am a Heroic Spirit. I will not permit anyone to deny the Apache way of life!
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@Geronimo
Nor will I allow Master or the children to be punished for sharing the blessings of the buffalo!
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