$94-01-56-10-1-0 [soundStopAll] [charaSet A 5005002 1 Andersen] [charaSet B 98001000 1 Mash] [charaSet C 98002000 1 Fou] [charaSet D 2001001 1 Emiya] [charaSet E 7016001 1 "Tamamo Cat"] [charaSet F 5007001 1 Shakespeare] [scene 10000] [bgm BGM_EVENT_1 0.1] [fadein black 1.5] [wait fade] @Voice They say truth is stranger than fiction. [k] @Voice After all... The world we live in is just a construct of our own senses. [k] @Voice And so we live in this unending mummer's farce, clinging to the delusion of hope. [k] @Voice That is, if we Heroic Spirits, who are no more than the shadows of the deceased, could be said to “live.” [k] @Voice Truth put to paper is merely a story, and experience itself is no more than a narrative constantly being revised within one's mind. [k] @Voice To borrow Shakespeare's words, “All the world's a stage. And all the men and women merely players.” [k] [bgmStop BGM_EVENT_1 1.0] [messageOff] [wt 1.0] [scene 10400] [fadein black 0.5] [wait fade] [bgm BGM_EVENT_2 0.1] [charaTalk A] [charaFace A 1] [charaFadein A 0.4 1] @Andersen Yes. We establish our own existence, all of it based upon the decisions we make on this stage! [k] [charaFadeout A 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk B] [charaFace B 6] [charaFadein B 0.4 1] @Mash U-um, Andersen!?[sr]What are you blabbing about? [k] [charaFadeout B 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk C] [charaFace C 0] [charaFadein C 0.4 1] @Fou Fooou? [k] [charaFadeout C 0.1] [wt 0.1] [messageOff] [charaTalk A] [charaFace A 5] [charaFadein A 0.1 1] [wt 0.5] ?1:Did something happen, mister author? ?2:What's up, professor kid? [charaFace A 2] @Andersen Who are you calling “professor kid”!? How dare you characterize me so simply and shallowly!? [k] @Andersen Defining a character solely by their appearance is the first step in hack writing! Come on! Think! [k] [charaFace A 5] @Andersen Ugh, postmodernists. Honestly... [k] [charaFadeout A 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk B] [charaFace B 12] [charaFadein B 0.1 1] @Mash But Andersen, you're the one wearing a lab[line 2]Well...never mind. [k] [charaFadeout B 0.1] [wt 0.1] ?! [charaTalk A] [charaFace A 0] [charaFadein A 0.1 1] @Andersen Never mind. Pour me a cup of coffee.[sr]Hot and strong. One drop of milk. [k] [se ad89] [seVolume ad89 0 0.7] [wt 0.3] [seStop ad89 0.1] [wt 0.4] [charaFadeout A 0.4] [messageOff] [fadeout black 1.0] [wait fade] [wt 0.7] [charaTalk A] [charaFace A 0] [charaFadein A 0 1] [fadein black 1.0] [wait fade] @Andersen ... (Sigh) I knew there were worse places I could be.[sr]At least I won't get roped into any of the folly. [k] @Andersen So I'm going to borrow your bed now. [k] [charaFace A 1] @Andersen I haven't had a good night's rest lately. Count yourself lucky I'm gracing your crap bed with my slumbering presence. [k] [charaFadeout A 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk B] [charaFace B 12] [charaFadein B 0.1 1] @Mash Not rested...?[sr]Why, Andersen...? [k] [charaFadeout B 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk A] [charaFace A 5] [charaFadein A 0.1 1] @Andersen Hmph. I won't waste my time explaining.[sr]You'll see just as soon as you step outside. (Yawn) [k] [charaFadeout A 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk B] [charaFace B 4] [charaFadein B 0.1 1] @Mash Hm...did you hear that, Senpai?[sr]Andersen's fast asleep. [k] @Mash What should we do?[sr]Shall we go out to the halls? [k] ?1:It's almost time to go to the cafeteria anyway... ?2:I have a bad feeling about this... ?! [charaFadeout B 0.4] [messageOff] [bgmStop BGM_EVENT_2 0.5] [se ad8] [fadeout black 2] [wait fade] [wait se ad8] [scene 60300] [fadein black 2] [se ad5] [seVolume ad5 0 0.1] [seVolume ad5 2.0 1.0] [wt 1.2] [wait fade] [seStop ad5 3] [bgm BGM_EVENT_7 0.1] [charaTalk D] [charaFace D 2] [charaFadein D 0.4 1] @Emiya Hey, quiet! Quiet! And you call yourselves Heroic Spirits! Make a nice single file line! [k] [messageOff] [wipeout rightToLeft 0.6 1] [wait wipe] [charaFadeout D 0] [wt 0.5] [wipein rightToLeft 0.6 1] [wait wipe] [charaSet A 7005001 1 Spartacus] [charaSet C 1002002 1 "Altria (Alter)"] [charaSet G 1007001 1 Gawain] [charaSet H 7015001 1 Eric] [charaTalk depthOff] [charaDepth A 4] [charaDepth C 3] [charaDepth G 2] [charaDepth H 1] [se ad3] [charaTalk off] [charaFace A 1] [charaFadein A 0.4 -384,0] [charaFace C 1] [charaFadein C 0.4 -128,0] [charaFace G 1] [charaFadein G 0.4 128,0] [charaFace H 1] [charaFadein H 0.4 384,0] [seStop ad3 2] [wt 2.0] [charaFadeout A 0.4] [charaFadeout C 0.4] [charaFadeout G 0.4] [charaFadeout H 0.4] [wt 0.7] [charaTalk depthOn] [charaTalk on] [charaTalk B] [charaFace B 6] [charaFadein B 0.4 1] @Mash Oh my... What a huge crowd! It seems like every Servant here is crowded into the cafeteria! [k] [charaFace B 0] @Mash Let's line up too, Master. After all, breakfast is the most important meal of the day. [k] [messageOff] [fadeout black 1.0] [wait fade] [charaFadeout B 0] [fadein black 1.0] [wait fade] [charaTalk D] [charaFace D 1] [charaFadein D 0.4 1] @Emiya Hey. Morning, Master. Hurry up and order.[sr]You're holding up the line. [k] [charaFace D 4] @Emiya I fully opened up the cafeteria because we've gotten more Heroic Spirits, and shocking no one, the turnout is so huge I'd need a small army to handle it. [k] [charaFadeout D 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk B] [charaFace B 6] [charaFadein B 0.1 1] [wt 0.1] [charaMove B 0,5 0.2] [wait charaMove B] [charaReturn B 0.1] [wait charaMove B] @Mash S-sorry! I'd like crab fried rice and soup, please! [k] [charaFadeout B 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk F] [charaFace F 0] [charaFadein F 0.1 1] @Shakespeare Sautéed pork chops, crispy with slices of apples, if you please. [k] [charaFace F 1] @Shakespeare Ah, and of course, a tomato and herring omelet on the side. A bit runny if you would, my good man. [k] [charaFace F 4] @Shakespeare Oh, and do leave out the parsley.[sr]I'm afraid I am not a parsley man, if I must be honest. [k] [charaFadeout F 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk B] [charaFace B 0] [charaFadein B 0.1 1] @Mash That's not good, Mr. Shakespeare.[sr]You need to eat your veggies. [k] [charaFadeout B 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk D] [charaFace D 4] [charaFadein D 0.1 1] @Emiya ...Another complicated dish...[sr]Fine. Got it. Master, what about you? [k] ?1:Warm hot pot. [charaFace D 2] @Emiya Wh-what a crazy order in the blazing summer heat. [k] [charaFace D 0] @Emiya I suppose there's no seasons here. Got it. Hot pot, right? I have some frozen cod around here somewhere... [k] ?2:Saumon en Papillote, s'il vous plaît. @Emiya That's not a balanced meal.[sr]I'll add a bowl of rice and salad. Got it? [k] ?! [charaFace D 2] @Emiya You hear that, sous-chef!?[sr]I'm taking care of Master and Mash's orders! [k] [charaFadeout D 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk E] [charaFace E 2] [charaFadein E 0.4 1] @Tamamo Cat Yep! An order of oily grains with two dumbo ears coming right up! A meal fit for a mastermind playwright! [k] [charaFadeout E 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk F] [charaFace F 4] [charaFadein F 0.1 1] @Shakespeare What!? I must be tired from all my play writing. All I see in front of me is a mound of rice and potstickers! [k] [messageOff] [wipeout rightToLeft 0.4 1] [wait wipe] [charaFadeout F 0] [wt 0.3] [wipein rightToLeft 0.4 1] [wait wipe] [charaTalk depthOff] [charaDepth A 4] [charaDepth C 3] [charaDepth G 2] [charaDepth H 1] [charaTalk A] [charaFace A 2] [charaScale A 1.4] [charaFadein A 0.1 -128,0] [charaFace C 0] [charaFadein C 0.4 -384,0] [charaFace G 0] [charaFadein G 0.4 128,0] [charaFace H 0] [charaFadein H 0.4 384,0] @Spartacus Being chatty in line can be its own oppression![sr]You are all approaching TYRANNY! [k] [charaFadeout A 0.1] [charaFadeout C 0.1] [charaFadeout G 0.1] [charaFadeout H 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk off] [charaFace C 5] [charaFadein C 0.1 0] [charaFace G 5] [charaFadein G 0.1 1] [charaFace H 5] [charaFadein H 0.1 2] @All Three (Staaaaaare) [k] ?1:Sorry sorry sorry...! ?! [charaTalk on] [charaTalk C] [charaFace C 2] @Altria (Alter) I wish to order only two things:[sr]Spam, spam, and spam! Ah, wait, that is three... [k] [charaTalk H] [charaFace H 2] @Eric Spam, spam, Spaaaaaam!!! [k] [charaTalk G] [charaFace G 2] @Gawain And chips!!! [k] [charaFadeout C 0.1] [charaFadeout G 0.1] [charaFadeout H 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk depthOn] [charaSet H 5009000 1 "Dummy for Effect"] [charaTalk C] [charaFace C 2] [charaFadein C 0.1 1] [charaPut H 1] [charaScale H 1.1] [charaEffect H bit_talk_41] [charaPut H 0,90] @Altria (Alter) Come now, hurry up, Archer![sr]Give it all you got! [k] [charaPut H 1200,1200] [charaFadeout C 0.1] [charaFadeout H 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk D] [charaFace D 4] [charaFadein D 0.1 1] @Emiya Opening up a can of spam hardly requires everything I've got... What a bunch of savages! [k] [messageOff] [bgmStop BGM_EVENT_7 0.5] [fadeout black 1.0] [wait fade] [charaFadeout D 0] [wt 1.0] [fadein black 1.0] [wait fade] [bgm BGM_EVENT_2 0.1] [charaTalk B] [charaFace B 0] [charaFadein B 0.1 1] @Mash ...Whew. Thank you for the meal. [k] ?1:Mmm-mmm, good! ?! [charaFace B 13] @Mash Yes, that was delicious, Senpai! [k] [charaFace B 0] @Mash By the way, have you noticed anything odd? [k] ?1:Everyone looks so excited today. [charaFace B 12] @Mash Yes...[sr]Was it always so chaotic here? [k] ?2:What's wrong, my little eggplant? [charaFace B 3] @Mash H-huh? Wh-wh-wh-what do you mean “little eggplant”!? [k] @Mash That's not what I am talking about! Don't you think everyone's strangely excited about something!? [k] [charaFace B 12] @Mash I think it's utter chaos.[sr]I can't put my finger on it, but something's different... [k] ?! ?1:You're right. Things do feel different. @Mash Yes.[sr]Somewhere, somehow... [k] ?2:I think it's a sign that things are peaceful. @Mash That's...true.[sr]And humanity has been restored... [k] ?! [bgmStop BGM_EVENT_2 0.5] [se ad9] [flashin loop 1 1 FF000080 00000000] [charaFace B 6] @Operator Command Room to all staff. Emergency.[sr]All staff to your designated positions... [k] @Operator Repeat. Command Room to all staff... [k] [bgm BGM_EVENT_3 0.1] [charaTalk B] [charaFace B 7] @Mash Senpai! [k] ?1:Let's go! To the Command Room! ?! [messageOff] [charaFadeout B 0.4] [se ad59] [wt 0.5] [seStop ad59 2.0] [flashout 0.7] [seStop ad9 2] [wipeout rightToLeft 0.6 1] [wait wipe] [scene 10000] [wipein leftToRight 0.1 1] [wait wipe] [fadeout black 0.1] [wait fade] [scene 10204] [fadein black 1.5] [wait fade] @Operator Contact with unmanned observatory stations five, eight, and fifteen lost. They're not accepting our commands! [k] @Operator We've also lost contact with the thirty-sixth weather station! Status: unknown! [k] [charaSet C 5009001 1 "Da Vinci"] [charaSet D 5025001 1 Edison] [charaTalk C] [charaFace C 5] [charaFadein C 0.4 1] @Da Vinci Hm. I don't see anything going on with our outside feeds. Any other abnormalities? [k] @Operator No irregularities in the atmosphere.[sr]But all the staff who are at the scene are all... [k] @Da Vinci Are all, what? [k] @Operator They're all terrible, lazy, and just...worthless! They say they don't want to work, or just want to sleep! [k] [charaFace C 2] @Da Vinci Huh? I think that all the time![sr]Wait...does that mean I'm worthless, too...? [k] [charaFace C 0] @Da Vinci No, no, that's not possible. Even if I were, I'm a genius before I'm worthless. Bullet dodged! [k] [charaFace C 5] @Da Vinci Anyway, recovering the staff we've lost contact with is our first priority. [k] @Da Vinci I'll handle the analysis. [k] [charaFadeout C 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk D] [charaFace D 0] [charaFadein D 0.4 1] @Edison I shall assist, as I have been doing so since last night! Miss Da Vinci, we have results in from Sheba! [k] [charaFadeout D 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk C] [charaFace C 1] [charaFadein C 0.1 0] [charaFace D 0] [charaFadein D 0.1 2] @Da Vinci Thanks, Edison.[sr]Now let's see here...hrrrng!? [k] @Edison What is it, Miss Da Vinci?[sr]Do you see something you recognize in the data? [k] [charaFace C 4] @Da Vinci Hmmm... Maybe. Although the signature doesn't match Guda Guda Particles or Magical Girls... [k] [charaFace C 5] @Da Vinci Aaanyway, it looks like there's another Chaldea meddling with our Chaldea! [k] [se ad8] [wt 1.0] [seStop ad8 1.0] [wt 0.5] ?1:Sorry we're late! ?! [charaFadeout C 0.1] [charaFadeout D 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk B] [charaFace B 0] [charaFadein B 0.4 1] @Mash What's the situation!? [k] [charaFadeout B 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk C] [charaFace C 0] [charaFadein C 0.1 0] [charaFace D 0] [charaFadein D 0.1 2] @Da Vinci Thirty-two minutes ago, while experimenting with Edison's Spiritual World Communicator, the observation assembly detected an abnormality. [k] [charaTalk D] @Edison We initially thought it was something to do with the Spiritual World Communicator. But it looks like there's a lot more than that going on here. [k] ?1:Don't tell me it's a Singularity... [charaFadeout C 0.1] [charaFadeout D 0.1] ?2:SKIP! It's an event, right? Gimme materials! [charaFadeout C 0.1] [charaFadeout D 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk B] [charaFace B 14] [charaFadein B 0.1 1] @Mash S-Senpai!?[sr]Senpai is acting strange! [k] @Mash Da Vinci, is this another Singularity!? [k] [charaFadeout B 0.1] ?! [wt 0.1] [charaTalk C] [charaFace C 0] [charaFadein C 0.1 1] @Da Vinci Yep. It's a Singularity.[sr]That's why I had Edison help me out. [k] @Da Vinci There's a region in North America that we can't observe with Chaldeas right now. That's why Edison and I were looking into it. [k] [charaFace C 5] @Da Vinci Doing that has made us vulnerable, so someone took the opportunity to invade our world! And now we need to get out there and see what's going on! [k] @Da Vinci So there you have it, [%1].[sr]Ready to Rayshift? [k] ?1:Leave it to me. [charaFadeout C 0.1] [wt 0.1] ?2:I'll roll that prize roulette until my finger snaps off! [charaFace C 4] @Da Vinci Um, sorry to break it to you, but there's no prize roulette this time around. [k] [charaFadeout C 0.1] [messageOff] [se ad240] [fowardEffect bit_talk_35] [wt 2.5] [seStop ad240] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk B] [charaFace B 6] [charaFadein B 0.1 1] @Mash Oh no! You killed Senpai![sr]S-Senpai, please get up! [k] [charaFace B 6] @Mash ...Eh? An NP animation skip button?[sr]I don't think...that's in the game either... [k] [charaFadeout B 0.1] [wt 0.1] ?! [charaTalk D] [charaFace D 0] [charaFadein D 0.1 1] @Edison Hm... I see. I get it. [k] [charaFadeout D 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk C] [charaFace C 0] [charaFadein C 0.1 0] [charaFace D 0] [charaFadein D 0.1 2] @Da Vinci What? Did you figure something out, Edison? [k] [charaTalk D] [charaFace D 0] @Edison Haven't you noticed? [%1] has been acting and talking strange. [k] [charaFace D 4] @Edison No, it's not just [&him:her].[sr]Everyone in Chaldea has been acting strange. [k] [charaFadeout C 0.1] [charaFadeout D 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk B] [charaFace B 12] [charaFadein B 0.1 1] @Mash You're right...Andersen suddenly started speaking in bad poetry, and the other Servants suddenly started to have Altria-level appetites... [k] [charaFadeout B 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk D] [charaFace D 0] [charaFadein D 0.1 1] @Edison Hm. This is just a hypothesis, but it is possible that my Spiritual World Communicator contacting a Singularity like this... [k] [charaFace D 5] @Edison ...has resulted in everyone's deteriorating mental and intellectual states! [k] ?1:I dunno what that means but I like the way it sounds! ?! [charaFadeout D 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk B] [charaFace B 4] [charaFadein B 0.1 1] @Mash What? No, Senpai![sr]That sounds bad. Really bad! [k] [charaFadeout B 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk C] [charaFace C 4] [charaFadein C 0.1 1] @Da Vinci Right. It's not about stringing together[sr]important-sounding words. [k] [charaFace C 0] @Da Vinci Maybe everyone's acting highbrow because it's so peaceful here. [k] @Da Vinci I do sometimes get an urge to run around naked. Even Andersen is said to run around naked in elation when he finishes a manuscript. [k] [charaFadeout C 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk B] [charaFace B 6] [charaFadein B 0.1 1] @Mash (Absolutely did not need to know that.) [k] [charaFadeout B 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk D] [charaFace D 4] [charaFadein D 0.1 1] @Edison Well, I can't really deny that. It is worth noting, though, that things that threaten humanity may not always appear stylish, or even intelligent. [k] ?1:Preach, Edison. ?2:I might turn into a silly version of myself and chew up Chaldea. ?! [charaFace D 0] @Edison Exactly. [k] [charaFadeout D 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk B] [charaFace B 6] [charaFadein B 0.1 1] @Mash What a bizarre conversation... [k] [charaFadeout B 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk D] [charaFace C 0] [charaFadein C 0.1 0] [charaFace D 0] [charaFadein D 0.1 2] @Edison And now we have discovered a Singularity! The only way, then, to investigate my theory is to apply the proper scientific methodologies! [k] @Da Vinci ...Yeah, can't argue with you there. [k] [charaFadeout C 0.1] [charaFadeout D 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk C] [charaFace C 5] [charaFadein C 0.1 1] @Da Vinci Then, as acting commanding officer for Chaldea, I am officially issuing a new Order! [k] @Da Vinci Get to that Singularity, investigate, and resolve it! [k] ?1:Understood, roger that! ?2:Yahoo! Woo-hoo! ?! [charaFadeout C 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk B] [charaFace B 14] [charaFadein B 0.1 1] @Mash There's something really wrong with Senpai! [k] [charaFadeout B 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk C] [charaFace C 2] [charaFadein C 0.1 1] @Da Vinci Mash! Don't think. Feel![sr]Commence Rayshift! [k] [messageOff] [charaFadeout C 0.4] [wt 0.5] [messageOff] [scene 10001 1.0] [bgmStop BGM_EVENT_3 0.4] [effect bit_talk_07] [se ad12] [wt 4] [fadeout white 2.0] [wait fade] [soundStopAll] [end]