＄94-00-12-05-1-0

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[charaSet D 4022000 1 ???]
[charaSet E 2001000 1 Emiya]
[charaSet F 2003001 1 Robin]
[charaSet G 2006001 1 David]

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[charaTalk E]
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＠Emiya
The keel's done for! It'll break any moment now! Isn't it time a certain someone took responsibility for this mess?!
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＠Robin
Don't look at me! This isn't my fault! This whole thing[sr]was supposed to be the two of us going on a fishing trip!
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＠Robin
Being equally matched at hunting in the woods, we were supposed to take our contest to sea, so to speak.[sr]That's when[line 3]
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＠Emiya
That's when[line 3] A certain idiot stowed away on our[sr]boat and waited for his chance while the two of us were busy in the hold.
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＠Emiya
And saying how he wanted to meet the ladies of the[sr]Southern Lands, steered our boat straight out to sea!
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＠Emiya
Isn't that right?
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＠Emiya/Robin
“King David!”[sr]“Old Man David!”
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＠David
Hmm... It's one thing when young ladies call my name...[sr]But having it shouted by you gentlemen is rather unpleasant.
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＠David
Now, you two. Weren't you ever taught that you must respect your elders?
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＠David
By the way, I'd rather like to return to the shore now. What do you say?
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＠David
What? The sail got broken and we ran out of our magical energy?
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[charaFace G 2]
＠David
Then this is an emergency![sr]Quickly, you two! Jump into the water!
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＠David
The boat can still hold my weight if I'm alone.[sr]The magical energy stored should hold out too! It's simple math!
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＠Robin
Arrrghh! It's no use, I am about to snap[line 3]! Old man,[sr]how can you act so high and mighty at a time like this?
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＠Emiya
That's how every one of the Kings of Old behaves![sr]In fact, I can think of one who's like a walking mass of arrogance...
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＠Robin
Wah! This isn't the time to stand around glaring at each[sr]other! Let's hurry up and toss some cargo overboard, at least!
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＠Robin
If we get done in by something like this, we'll be the laughingstock of the Servant World!
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＠David
The Servant World? So that's how you refer to it?[sr]That's good to know. Thank you!
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[charaFace G 5]
＠David
Then in that case, may I ask who the current top[sr]comedian is there? I'd like to know for future reference.
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＠Robin
Oh, probably that one girl... The one with the dragon[sr]wings and the horns growing out of her head.
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＠Robin
There are lots of other talented ones too, but they fall short of her.
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＠Emiya
What are you babbling on about? As of now, I'd[sr]nominate the three of us for the biggest stooges!
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＠David
Oh yes, I'm sorry! That reminds me, do the two of you know the tale of Carneades?
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＠David
When a ship sank upon a stormy sea, one man was[sr]fortunate and survived the wreck by clinging to a small piece of driftwood.
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＠David
But there was another fortunate man who survived as[sr]well, and he swam toward the first man. Therein arose a problem.
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＠David
The driftwood was large enough to keep one man afloat,[sr]but with two, it would certainly sink. Thus, the man[line 3]
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＠Robin
Hey, Red Mantle! What do you say we lighten our load[sr]by one person right now? Then you and I can continue our contest afterward!
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＠Emiya
For once, I agree with you, huntsman!
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＠Emiya
This is a good chance for us. We can compete to see[sr]who's the better Archer right here and now!
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＠David
That saddens me. Nothing ever comes from contention...[sr]And, it's already known that I am the superior Archer...
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＠David
But I suppose if I were to knock you off the boat[sr]defending myself, none could blame me for it. So I shall join in your contest!
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＠David
Despite my appearance, I was a King of many victories.[sr]I must warn you that I am skilled. Extremely skilled.
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＠David
If there were a ranking of “Most-Victorious Kings” in the[sr]Servant World, I assure you, I would occupy its top spot.
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＠Robin
Oh, is that so? Fine by me. Killing kings is what I do,[sr]so I'll put you out of your misery now!
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＠???
Most-Victorious King? Superior Archer?[sr]Hmph. You 3-Stars certainly talk a big game.
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＠Robin
!!! Look above!
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[charaSet D 4022000 1 "Santa Alter"]

＠Santa Alter
Hohoho![sr]Step aside, you're in the way of my landing!
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＠Robin
...And who might you be?[sr]We were in the middle of something just now, you know?
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＠Santa Alter
The invincible Santa that descends upon Christmas like[sr]this storm! That is who I am.
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＠Robin
Huh? Santa? Really?[sr]But wait! The sky? You came from the sky?
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＠Robin
Meaning, you have some means of getting off this boat?
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＠Santa Alter
Naturally, I do. Due to this storm, I have left my sleigh[sr]and reindeer waiting for me above the clouds.
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＠Santa Alter
A proper Servant must think upon their Master's safety.[sr]Isn't that so, Red Archer?
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＠Robin
Oh-hoh! Is this Servant an acquaintance of yours,[sr]Red Mantle?
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＠Emiya
[line 6](remains silent with an unreadable expression on his face)
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＠David
Abishag! It's you, Abishag! O Beautiful One, there can[sr]be no doubt that you are my Abishag!
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＠David
Ohh, to think that we would both become Servants and[sr]meet again like this! I am truly blessed!
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＠David
Come, warm this chilled body of mine as you did in the past. Come, hesitate not.
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[charaFace D 5]
＠Santa Alter
You are mistaken, King David.[sr]I am Santa Alter, not Abishag.
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＠David
??? But with beauty such as yours you must be Abishag.[sr]Ah. Perhaps you do not recognize me as a youth?
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＠David
I was an old man when I took you as my wife.[sr]But fear not, for my heart is as true as ever it was.
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＠David
Be I shepherd, king, or aged man, I declare that[sr]the contents of my mind, at base, are ever unchanged!
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＠Santa Alter
Oh? That is well, then. In that case, you were of sound mind when proclaiming yourself the “Most-Victorious King”?
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[charaFace G 4]
＠David
Huh? Uh, yes, I suppose that...[sr]I was indeed powerful in war.
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＠Emiya
...Fool... You've dug your own grave...
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＠Santa Alter
Then I shall see your strength tested.[sr]Gift distribution can wait till after.
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＠Santa Alter
En garde, Archers![sr]This sword shall rectify your arrogance!
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＠David
Sorry, one moment, please! As I, personally, am not[sr]terribly powerful, won't you assist me, gentlemen?
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＠Robin
Huh? Are you completely mad?[sr]All we want is to catch a ride on that flying sleigh...
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＠Robin
Though she just might do our bidding if we defeat her.[sr]If it's a fight you want, I will gladly comply.
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[charaFace F 5]
＠Robin
A Saber-class challenging Archer-class Servants[sr]to a fight. This won't even be funny.
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