＄94-00-12-04-1-0 [soundStopAll] [bgm BGM_EVENT_2 0.1] [charaSet D 4022000 1 "Santa Alter"] [charaSet E 4019001 1 Martha] [charaSet F 4014001 1 Ushiwakamaru] [charaSet G 6011001 1 "Jing Ke"] [scene 21804] [fadein black 2] [wait fade] [charaTalk D] [charaFace D 1] [charaFadein D 0.1 1] ＠Santa Alter So here we are. This time our “Dear Santa” letter is from Jean Kay, address unknown. [k] ＠Santa Alter I guess she makes a living as an assassin, so has no[sr]specific address. Right now she's hiding in those caves. [k] ？1：Are you talking about Jing Ke? [charaFace D 0] ＠Santa Alter It's Jean Kay, I think. How am I supposed to know how[sr]to pronounce it, I don't speak Chinese. [k] ？2：What did she ask for? [charaFace D 4] ＠Santa Alter The mental fortitude to remain calm in adversity,[sr]and a pair of easy-to-draw double daggers. [k] ？！ [charaFace D 0] ＠Santa Alter By the way, [%1].[sr]Do you hear that strange sound? [k] ＠Santa Alter It's like someone's repeatedly hitting heavy meat with a[sr]blunt object, or endlessly pounding a bag filled with sand. [k] ？1：...I've got a bad feeling about this. ？2：...I can guess who that is. ？！ [charaFace D 5] ＠Santa Alter You're pretty perceptive. I wouldn't have guessed.[sr]...Well, once we go inside, we'll find out even if we don't want to. [k] ＠Santa Alter This time it's a cave, so there's no chimney here.[sr]We'll go in through that door in the front. [k] [messageOff] [wipeout leftToRight 0.3 1] [wait wipe] [wt 1.0] [charaFadeout D 0.1] [scene 20110] [wipein rightToLeft 0.3 1] [wait wipe] [charaTalk E] [charaFace E 5] [charaFadein E 0.4 1] ＠Martha Hahh! Hahh! Whew![sr]What's wrong! With people! On Christmas?! [k] [se bac9] [shake 0.1 0 1.0 0.3] ＠Martha They say it's about celebrating His birth, so why![sr]Are all these couples! Exchanging presents! [k] [se bac9] [shake 0.1 0 1.0 0.3] [charaFace E 3] ＠Martha No, it's fine. It's fine, Martha.[sr]Showing your beloved how you feel is a good thing. [k] [charaFace E 5] ＠Martha The problem is! Wimps! Who can't even ask a girl out![sr]Unless it's on Christmas! [k] [se bac9] [shake 0.1 0 1.0 0.3] ＠Martha And His birthday was October, anyway! [k] ＠Martha And why are they playing![sr]Sappy pop songs! On a day! Like this!? [k] [se bac9] [shake 0.1 0 1.0 0.3] [wait se bac9] [se ad38] [shake 0.1 0 3.0 0.5] [wait se ad38] [charaFadeout E 0.4] [wt 0.4] [charaTalk D] [charaFace D 4] [charaFadein D 0.1 1] ＠Santa Alter ...It fell. No, it snapped.[sr]The chain holding that sandbag just snapped. [k] ？1：I saw [¬hing, okay?:nothing!] ？！ [charaFadeout D 0.1] [charaTalk F] [charaFace F 4] [charaFadein F 0.4 1] ＠Ushiwakamaru You've got that right, Martha. If someone wants to send[sr]presents, they can do it any time. [k] ＠Ushiwakamaru I went and got the enemy general's head for my brother[sr]the instant the idea came to me. He refused it for some reason, though. [k] [charaFace F 3] ＠Ushiwakamaru ...My Lord said something similar, actually. [k] ＠Ushiwakamaru I went hunting monsters, and they said they wanted a demon's heart, not their head. “Stop that, it's scary,” they said. [k] [charaFace F 1] ＠Ushiwakamaru Hehe... Both them and my brother want so little.[sr]It's such a virtue to be so not-greedy. [k] ＠Ushiwakamaru I think they said something about needing eyeballs a while ago. [k] ＠Ushiwakamaru If they want me to do it, I'll pull all the eyeballs[sr]off a Demon God pillar, but... [k] [charaFace F 3] ＠Ushiwakamaru Unfortunately, I've been given no such order.[sr]I wish they'd give me some kind of mission... [k] ＠Ushiwakamaru ...so crazy that it could make you shiver just hearing about it... [k] [charaFadeout F 0.4] [wt 0.4] [charaTalk D] [charaFace D 4] [charaFadein D 0.1 1] ＠Santa Alter [%1], do you know that woman who doesn't know how to work out her stress problems,[sr]or the loyal dog with the broken brakes? [k] [charaFace D 0] ＠Santa Alter Well, it doesn't matter. Excuse me![sr]I'm told Jean Kay is here! [k] [charaFadeout D 0.1] [charaTalk E] [charaFace E 2] [charaFadein E 0.1 1] ＠Martha Huh? Who's there![sr]How long have you been there? [k] ？1：Since just now. I mean it. ？2：I saw nothing. I saw nothing. ？！ [charaFadeout E 0.1] [charaTalk D] [charaFace D 0] [charaFadein D 0.1 1] ＠Santa Alter Reindeer is right.[sr]We're here to see Jean Kay. [k] ＠Santa Alter I'm not at all interested in the things you were saying[sr]that would freak out Master if they heard them. [k] [charaFadeout D 0.1] [charaTalk E] [charaFace E 3] [charaFadein E 0.1 1] ＠Martha [line 3]Ahem. So you're here for Jing Ke, right? [k] [charaFace E 1] ＠Martha Welcome to this distant cave, which normally no one should ever visit. [k] [charaFace E 3] ＠Martha I can see you're two... Um, two travelers, right?[sr]Please, sit down. [k] ＠Martha I'll get dinner ready. Once you have some warm soup,[sr]please kindly get out, okay? [k] [charaFadeout E 0.1] [charaTalk D] [charaFace D 0] [charaFadein D 0.1 1] ＠Santa Alter No need for that. Once we're done here we will leave.[sr]Where is Jean Kay? [k] [charaFadeout D 0.1] [charaTalk F] [charaFace F 0] [charaFadein F 0.1 1] ＠Ushiwakamaru You mean Jing Ke?[sr]Oh, she's... [k] [charaFadeout F 0.1] [charaTalk G] [charaFace G 6] [charaFadein G 0.4 1] ＠Jing Ke What's up?[sr]Did somebody call me[line 4]? [k] ＠Jing Ke Oh, looks like we've got more company![sr]Hey Martha, are you going to cook? [k] ＠Jing Ke Add in an order of seared beef, too.[sr]Some sea turtle soup would also be great! [k] ＠Jing Ke Everything you make is delicious, Martha. I don't know[sr]why the world's men aren't banging down your door. [k] [charaFadeout G 0.1] [charaTalk E] [charaFace G 6] [charaFadein G 0.1 0] [charaFace E 2] [charaFadein E 0.1 2] ＠Martha You're so lazy! All you do is lay around and you never[sr]help with the cooking. [k] ＠Martha If I had my staff I'd be teaching you a lesson, Jing Ke![sr]What happened to the normal, gallant you? [k] [charaFace G 8] ＠Jing Ke Aww. C'mon, just make it! Pretty please![sr]I really like the meat dishes you make! [k] ＠Jing Ke Yukhoe? Is that what you call that stuff? Those thin[sr]slices of beef you eat raw. It's so good with wine! [k] ＠Jing Ke But how do you manage to grind the meat without a blade? [k] ＠Santa Alter Wha[line 3]t is this? [k] ？1：Definitely a drunk! ？2：Definitely a cutie! ？！ [charaFadeout E 0.1] [charaFadeout G 0.1] [charaTalk G] [charaFace G 9] [charaFadein G 0.1 1] ＠Jing Ke Hmm? Ushiwakamaru, did you get smaller?[sr]What's with the black clothes? Going to war? [k] [charaFadeout G 0.1] [charaTalk F] [charaFace F 4] [charaFadein F 0.1 1] ＠Ushiwakamaru I'm sorry, honored guests. [k] ＠Ushiwakamaru Jing Ke began drinking to recover from a traumatic[sr]event, and that was ten days ago. Now she's totally toasted. [k] [charaFadeout F 0.1] [charaTalk D] [charaFace D 4] [charaFadein D 0.1 1] ＠Santa Alter I see... She couldn't wait for me, huh?[sr]I should've come here first. Forgive me. [k] [charaFace D 1] ＠Santa Alter But don't worry. Santa Claus is here for you,[sr]little drunkard... No, I mean office lady! [k] [charaFace D 2] ＠Santa Alter I've come to deliver your present! [k] [bgmStop BGM_EVENT_2 0.7] [bgm BGM_EVENT_3 0.1] [charaFadeout D 0.1] [charaTalk F] [charaFace F 5] [charaFadein F 0.1 1] ＠Ushiwakamaru What? Did you say Santa Claus?[sr]Now that you mention it, you do dress like one... [k] [charaFadeout F 0.1] [charaTalk E] [charaFace E 5] [charaFadein E 0.1 1] ＠Martha ...Heh, you've got guts. What makes you think you can[sr]just come back and... Never mind. [k] [charaFace E 2] ＠Martha I'm gonna smash up your face![sr]Get ready, you villain! [k] [charaFadeout E 0.1] [charaTalk G] [charaFace G 7] [charaFadein G 0.1 1] ＠Jing Ke What? Another Santa? Give me a gift card for a[sr]good yakiniku place! I want some beef tongue! [k] ？1：I knew they'd attack us! ？2：What did Santa do? ？！ [charaFadeout G 0.1] [charaTalk D] [charaFace D 5] [charaFadein D 0.1 1] ＠Santa Alter ...Looks like this is starting to make sense. [k] ＠Santa Alter There's lots I want to ask, but it can wait until after the battle. [k] ＠Santa Alter You young ladies who want to spend your Christmas[sr]having a party in a gloomy cave[line 3] [k] [charaFace D 2] ＠Santa Alter This is a royal order! Once I beat you, go try and find yourselves boyfriends! [k] [messageOff] [charaFadeout D 0.1] [fadeout black 0.5] [bgmStop BGM_EVENT_2 0.4] [wait fade] [soundStopAll] [end]