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[charaSet D 4022000 1 "Santa Alter"]
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＠Robin
Gwaah[line 4]?! Man, I messed up... Now that I look[sr]closer, you're actually a Rider-class, aren't you?
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＠Santa Alter
You have an Archer who attacks with a staff.[sr]A Rider who attacks with a sack of presents should be fine as well.
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＠David
Hahaha! Well, there's no comeback we can make to that.[sr]That said, my Noble Phantasm is pretty Archer-like though.
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＠Emiya
...Ahem. I assume we're all calmed down now?[sr]Why, exactly, did you come here, Santa Rider?
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＠Santa Alter
Fool. I did not come here at my own behest.[sr]I came in response to a “Dear Santa” letter.
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＠Emiya
...I see. I have a pretty good idea who the sender was.[sr]I'll bet he asked for jewels to delight his many wives with, right?
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＠Emiya
Really, writing letters to Santa as a full-grown man...[sr]What a problematic adult. Seriously.
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＠David
Yes, seriously problematic.[sr]One should limit one's childish dreams.
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＠Emiya
What? King David... Um.[sr]Pardon me, but wasn't it you?
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＠David
Of course it wasn't.[sr]The only one I send my prayers to is our Lord in Heaven.
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＠David
And anyhow, isn't the idea of Santa Claus a bit scary?[sr]It's nothing but trouble to receive gifts from someone who wishes nothing in return.
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＠Emiya
If it wasn't me and it wasn't King David,[sr]that means[line 3]
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＠Robin
All right, all right! It was me, okay? I sent it![sr]Call it a temporary fit of madness[line 2]!
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＠Santa Alter
Don't be embarrassed. All are equally accepted in the[sr]eyes of Santa Claus. Especially you in the green. You have worked hard.
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＠Santa Alter
Your method of supporting your Master from the shadows rather than coddling them is most praise-worthy. Though a tad under-handed.
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＠Santa Alter
In contrast, you in the red. You spoil your Master too[sr]much. What are you, the mother of an exam student preparing for Exam Day?
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＠Emiya
Uh-uh! I object strongly to that![sr]I'm not at all overprotective...
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＠Santa Alter
These presents are for you two.[sr]Accept them gratefully.
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＠Robin
!!!! Black Key Assortments?
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＠David
Wow, what an impressive-looking sword![sr](rather half-heartedly)
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＠Santa Alter
Don't get too happy yet. Your real present is being[sr]prepared elsewhere. I sent word ahead of time, so it should arrive soon.
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＠Santa Alter
Farewell, then.[sr]Keep your fights moderate during Christmas times!
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＠Emiya
She comes and goes like a storm.[sr]I didn't even realize the real storm had passed.
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＠Emiya
Ah, well. At least this means we won't have to[sr]listen to the tale of Carneades now.
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＠David
What? Who spoke of Carneades' tale as an example to[sr]follow? That's horrendous. Let us put that man to death.
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＠Emiya/Robin
It was you! You haven't learned anything since the Uriah incident, have you?!
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＠David
Now, now. No matter how strained the situation, I am[sr]not the kind of man who would be so insensitive as that.
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＠Robin
...Maybe we really should just toss him overboard?[sr]We'd be doing his Master a favor, don't you think?
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＠Emiya
...Agreed. His existence will only be a bad example.[sr]Let's just say King David went back to Okeanos.
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＠David
I apologize, it seems your words were true. I know I am[sr]wrong now, please forgive me. Our Lord in Heaven says so, too.
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＠David
Rather, why don't we reflect on our battle just now?[sr]Despite our loss, don't you think the three of us make a good team?
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＠David
Nameless One, with your AOE Noble Phantasm.[sr]And Faceless One, with his single-target Noble Phantasm.
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＠David
And I, using aggressive evasive tactics to avoid harm,[sr]sealing the enemy's special attacks before they are launched.
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＠David
Even humbly speaking, wouldn't we be a rather[sr]invincible team? We should become friends, shouldn't we?
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＠Robin
Hmm, that's true enough.[sr]We wouldn't have any blind spots as a team.
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＠Emiya
True. We wouldn't be the most powerful team, but we're[sr]all elite Archers. With the three of us combined, there'd be no enemy who could[line 3]
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＠Elisabeth
Hi! I received your order and have come accordingly![sr]This is the location of the special Christmas concert, right?
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＠Emiya
Ugh, a Lancer?!
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＠Elisabeth
According to the client's order, since we are floating out[sr]at sea, I can let loose and sing as loud as I want...
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＠Elisabeth
I won't let anyone escape me tonight! Now let's jump[sr]straight into my opening number, “Love is Dracul!”
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＠Robin
Ah, this is the end. We're all going to the underworld with that AOE Noble Phantasm...
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＠Santa Alter
It seems the Home-Delivered Concert from Hell has begun.
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＠Santa Alter
Heh! Those accursed Archers, will drop like flies.
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？1： Welcome back, Santa.

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＠Santa Alter
Th-thank you. So you've learned to give Santa a proper[sr]greeting after all? You seem to be understanding your role as a reindeer better.
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？2： Did something happen down there at all?

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＠Santa Alter
What? I merely sent them an event worthy of Christmas.
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＠Santa Alter
After all, they were wondering who the top comedian[sr]in the Servant World was at present.
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＠Santa Alter
In any case, that concludes our detour.[sr]Our next “Dear Santa” letter[line 3]
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＠Santa Alter
...comes from Uruk, from a boy named Gilgamesh?!
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