$91-20-09-03-1-0 [soundStopAll] [bgm BGM_EVENT_5 0.1] [charaSet A 98001000 1 Mash] [charaSet B 98002000 1 Fou] [charaSet C 2009102 1 Orion] [charaSet D 2009201 1 Artemis] [charaSet E 9004000 1 Martha] [scene 10400] [fadein black 2.0] [wait fade] [se ad310] [seVolume ad310 0 0.5] @??? Master! [messageShake 0.05 5 5 0.7]Master! Please hide me, Master!! [k] [seStop ad310 0.4] ?1:Not here now, leave a message. @??? Waaah! Your rejection hurts my poor little heart![sr]I beg of you, Master!!! [k] @Orion A murderer! I'm being chased by a bloodthirsty killer![sr]It's a murderer in a red and green striped sweater and a hockey mask! [k] ?2:Orion, what's going on!? @Orion Just open up! We'll talk then! [k] @Orion ... [k] @Orion Don't tell me[messageShake 0.05 5 5 0.7] you're not going to open up!?[sr]You devil! Oni! Artemis!!! [k] ?! [bgmStop BGM_EVENT_5 0.7] @??? Daaarling♪ [k] [bgm BGM_EVENT_7 0.1] @Orion Oh, Lady Artemis has made her appearance![sr]Sorry! [messageShake 0.05 5 5 0.7]I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry! [k] @Orion I understand! [k] @Orion If this is about pretending to be Nursery Rhyme's partner to trick the female staff of Chaldea into fawning over me... [k] @Orion I regret my actions from the bottom of my heart! [k] @Artemis ...You were doing that? [k] @Orion Ah, so you didn't know...then forge[line 2][se ad180][messageShake 0.05 0 5 1.0]gyaaah!!! Please! Please don't twist me like that! I don't bend that way! [k] [seStop ad180] ?1:I didn't see anything... ?2:I'm going to bed... ?! [messageOff] [fadeout black 1.0] [bgmStop BGM_EVENT_7 1.0] [wait fade] [scene 10400] [charaFace C 0] [wt 0.7] [fadein black 1.0] [wait fade] [bgm BGM_EVENT_2 0.1] [se ad8] [wt 0.4] [charaTalk D] [charaFace D 1] [charaFadein C 0.4 2] [charaFadein D 0.4 0] @Artemis Yoo-hoo, Master! How are you? [k] ?1:Um... Who's that next to you? [charaFace D 0] @Artemis Oh this? It used to be Orion. Now it's a rag. [k] [charaFace D 1] @Artemis You can use it to clean the floors! [k] [charaTalk C] [charaFace C 2] @Orion Cut it out! [k] @Orion I thought I was going to die![sr]Actually, I very nearly DID die! [k] @Artemis Oh, you're fine. I held back. [k] ?2:I'm good. @Artemis Yep, yep. Being good is a wonderful thing☆ [k] @Artemis Does darling appreciate his health now, too? [k] [charaTalk C] [charaFace C 2] @Orion Yes! Absolutely, yes! Especially with you![sr]Hooray for health! Not hurting is wonderful! [k] ?! ?1:So, what's all this, then? ?! [charaFace C 0] @Orion ...What is it? [k] [charaFace C 0] @Artemis Oh, right! So I've been wanting to ask Master... [k] [messageOff] [bgmStop BGM_EVENT_2 1.0] [wipeout diaOut 1.0 1] [wait wipe] [charaFadeout D 0.1] [charaFadeout C 0.1] [wt 1.0] [wipein diaOut 1.0 1] [wait wipe] [bgm BGM_EVENT_7 0.1] ?1:Golden... ?! [charaTalk C] [charaFace C 0] [charaFadein C 0.1 1] @Orion Wedding... [k] [charaFadeout C 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk A] [charaFace A 6] [charaFadein A 0.1 1] @Mash Anniversary? [k] [charaFadeout A 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk B] [charaFadein B 0.1 0] [charaFadein A 0.1 2] @Fou Foufoufoufoufou. [k] [charaFace A 13] @Mash Yes, yes, Fou.[sr]Food time? Here you go. [k] [charaFadeout A 0.1] [charaFadeout B 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk D] [charaFace D 3] [charaFadein D 0.1 1] @Artemis Mash, that was a sad response.[sr]As a goddess, that absolutely infuriates me!!! [k] [charaFadeout D 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk A] [charaFace A 3] [charaFadein A 0.1 1] @Mash M-my apologies. I was just surprised that it was a golden anniversary... [k] ?1:Doesn't a golden anniversary mean... ?! [charaFace A 0] @Mash Yes, it is a celebration for a couple who's been married for fifty years. [k] @Mash The celebration is said to have started in the year 1860 in Germany, and the custom spread throughout Europe. [k] [charaFadeout A 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk C] [charaFace C 0] [charaFadein C 0.1 1] @Orion Oh, I see. It must have been a big deal if a couple was together for 50 years in the nineteenth century. [k] @Orion No wonder people want to celebrate. [k] [charaFadeout C 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk D] [charaFace D 1] [charaFadein D 0.1 0] [charaFadein C 0.1 2] @Artemis Isn't it wonderful? I admire that kind of celebration... [k] [charaFadeout C 0.1] [charaFadeout D 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk A] [charaFace A 0] [charaFadein A 0.1 1] @Mash The custom is to give gifts of gold, or anything made in pairs. [k] [charaFadeout A 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk C] [charaFace C 0] [charaFadein C 0.1 1] @Orion ...So what's this golden thing have to do with anything? [k] [charaFadeout C 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk A] [charaFace A 4] [charaFadein A 0.1 1] @Mash Yes, um... Artemis, your marriage was quite recent... [k] [charaFadeout A 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk C] [charaFace C 2] [charaFadein C 0.1 1] [charaShake C 0.1 0 5 1.0] @Orion I'M STILL SINGLE! [k] [charaFadeout C 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk D] [charaFace D 5] [charaFadein D 0.1 1] @Artemis How cruel! But we did get married! Married! M-A-R-R-I-E-D! [k] @Artemis We even went on a honeymoon, and you even gave me a ring!!! [k] [charaFadeout D 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk A] [charaFace A 4] [charaFadein A 0.1 1] @Mash She's having a tantrum... [k] [charaFace A 0] @Mash But Artemis is correct.[sr]You gave her a ring, and you went on a honeymoon. [k] [charaFadeout A 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk C] [charaFace C 0] [charaFadein C 0.1 1] @Orion Heh. Miss Mash. You've forgotten one critical thing: I'm a nice guy who goes around freely like a wandering cloud in the sky. [k] @Orion From one journey to another, from port to port...[sr]I start from Greece and go all around the world. [k] ?1:So you want to travel around the world... ?2:To do a lot of Celtic-ing with a bunch of women. ?! [charaFace C 2] @Orion [f large][messageShake 0.025 4 4 0.4]DAMN RIGHT! [k] [charaFace C 3] @Orion (Gasp!) Oh crap! I didn't mean to say that out loud! [k] [charaFadeout C 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk D] [charaFace D 1] [charaFadein D 0.1 1] @Artemis Teehee. Is that so, Orion?[sr]Then I shall tear this wandering cloud to shreds! [k] [charaFadeout D 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk C] [charaFace C 4] [charaFadein C 0.1 1] [charaShake C 0.01 2 2 0] @Orion NO[se ad181]OOOOO! [k] [bgmStop BGM_EVENT_7 1.0] [messageOff] [wipeout diaOut 1.0 1] [wait wipe] [charaFadeout C 0.1] [charaShakeStop C] [wt 1.0] [wipein diaOut 1.0 1] [wait wipe] [bgm BGM_EVENT_2 0.1] [charaTalk C] [charaFace C 0] [charaFadein C 0.1 1] @Orion I think this golden anniversary is a GREAT idea![sr]Now that I think of it, we're Heroic Spirits... [k] @Orion ...and Heroic Spirits essentially have no concept of time. [k] @Orion I feel like we've been together for fifty years already. [k] [charaFadeout C 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk D] [charaFace D 1] [charaFadein D 0.1 1] @Artemis You're absolutely right, darling! For fifty years, our love as a married couple has grown stronger! [k] ?1:He's been brainwashed... ?! [charaFadeout D 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk A] [charaFace A 4] [charaFadein A 0.1 1] @Mash What makes this sad is that...though it could be harmful, this shouldn't be much of a hindrance to us if we don't do anything... [k] [charaFadeout A 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk D] [charaFace D 1] [charaFadein D 0.1 1] @Artemis Now come, let's do a golden anniversary![sr]Um, what do we do on a golden anniversary? [k] [charaFace D 0] @Artemis Shall we gather a bunch of humans with the golden touch, like King Midas? [k] ?1:Stop. ?2:Please no. ?! @Artemis Oh, you're right! A golden statue is nothing special these days! ...If that's the case, it has to be... [k] [charaFace D 1] @Artemis A Rayshift trip to travel around the world! [k] ?1:(Mash...) ?! [charaFadeout D 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk A] [charaFace A 8] [charaFadein A 0.1 1] @Mash (Yes, I have a very bad feeling about this. They are definitely going to get Senpai in all kinds of trouble...) [k] [charaFace A 12] @Mash (Let's just slowly back out of the room so they don't notice.) [k] [bgmStop BGM_EVENT_2 0.7] [charaFadeout A 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk B] [se ad110] [seVolume ad110 0 0.5] [charaFadein B 0.1 0,-50] [charaMove B 1 0.2] [wait charaMove B] @Fou Fou!!! [k] [charaFadeout B 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk D] [charaFace D 5] [charaFadein D 0.1 1] @Artemis ! [k] [charaFadeout D 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk C] [charaFace C 0] [charaFadein C 0.1 1] @Orion ! [k] [charaFadeout C 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk D] [charaFace D 1] [charaFadein D 0.4 1] [wt 0.4] [bgm BGM_EVENT_7 0.1] @Artemis Teehee, you're not getting away! Come, Master! [k] @Artemis You're going to help make sure our golden anniversary goes beautifully! [k] [charaFadeout D 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk A] [charaFace A 8] [charaFadein A 0.1 1] @Mash Fou... [k] [charaFadeout A 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk B] [charaFadein B 0.1 1] @Fou Fou? [k] [messageOff] [bgmStop BGM_EVENT_7 0.7] [fadeout black 1.0] [wait fade] [charaFadeout B 0.1] [charaSet A 99502600 1 Mash] [charaSet B 98102900 1 Fou] [wt 0.7] [scene 10000] [fadein black 1.0] [wait fade] [effect bit_talk_07] [se ad12] [wt 4] [fadeout white 1.0] [wait fade] [wt 1.0] [scene 10001] [scene 21100] [wt 0.1] [fadein white 2.0] [wait fade] [bgm BGM_EVENT_2 0.1] [wt 0.4] [se ad13] [charaTalk A] [charaFace A 0] [charaEffect A bit_talk_10] [wt 0.3] [charaFadein A 0.1 1] @Mash Rayshift successful.[sr]We have safely arrived at the French seaside. [k] [charaFace A 4] @Mash Good work, Master. [k] [charaFadeout A 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk B] [charaFadein B 0.1 1] @Fou Fou! [k] [charaFadeout B 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaPut A 0,-10000] [charaEffectStop A bit_talk_10] [wt 0.4] [se ad207] [charaTalk D] [charaFace D 1] [charaFadein D 0.4 1] @Artemis Ahhh, what a wonderful breeze! The ocean is outside my jurisdiction[seStop ad207 5.0] but that just makes it all the more exciting. [k] @Artemis We're in an era where I don't have to fight for territory. So let's have a nice, peaceful talk about our married life! [k] ?1:Huh? ?2:Where's Orion? ?! [charaFace D 2] @Artemis ...Darling!? [k] [messageOff] [bgmStop BGM_EVENT_2 0.7] [fadeout black 0.7] [wait fade] [charaFadeout D 0.1] [wt 0.7] [scene 20160801] [fadein black 0.7] [wait fade] [bgm BGM_EVENT_28 0.1] [charaTalk C] [charaFace C 1] [charaFadein C 0.4 1] @Orion Hahahaha! Successfully escaped! [k] @Orion I mean, I know we'll eventually go back to Chaldea, so I am definitely going to get punished... [k] [charaFace C 2] @Orion But to hell with that![sr]My name's Orion, the famed hunter of love!!! [k] @Orion I'm a hero with a real lust for life, if you know what I'm saying![sr][charaFace C 3]Because when I'm around, it's always bear season, eyy! [k] [charaFadeout C 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaFilter E silhouette 000000FF] [charaTalk E] [charaFace E 0] [charaFadein E 0.4 1] [se ad173] @??? ~♪ [k] [seStop ad173 0.4] [charaFadeout E 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk C] [charaFace C 0] [charaFadein C 0.1 1] @Orion Whoa! I spy a real sweet hottie over there! [k] @Orion I only see the back of her head, but it's a black-haired beauty! Prim and proper! Looks like I hit the jackpot! [k] [charaFace C 3] @Orion Woohoo! I'm gonna snuggle her by pretending to be a cute creature! [k] [charaFace C 2] @Orion My body is a cute teddy bear![sr]No one can resist a cute stuffed bear! [k] [charaShake C 0.1 0 10 3.0] [charaFace C 3] [charaMove C -800,0 10.0] @Orion Hewwo, pwetty wady, I'm Owion! [k] [charaFadeout C 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk E] [charaFace E 0] [charaFadein E 0.1 1] [charaShake E 0.01 5 0 0.4] @??? ...! [k] @??? What the...!? [k] [charaMoveReturn E 0,-50 0.1] [se bac151] [wt 0.7] [messageOff] [bgmStop BGM_EVENT_28 0.7] [fadeout black 0.7] [wait fade] [charaFadeout E 0.1] [wt 0.4] [charaFilter E normal FFFF00FF] [scene 21100] [fadein black 0.7] [wait fade] [charaTalk D] [charaFace D 2] [charaFadein D 0.1 1] [bgm BGM_EVENT_5 0.1] @Artemis Ah! [k] ?1:What's wrong? ?! @Artemis My goddess senses are tingling! I sense danger! [k] [charaFace D 4] @Artemis Darling... My darling's...skull...is getting caved in... [k] ?1:Let's go save him! [charaFace D 2] @Artemis Right! Hold on, my darling![sr]We're coming to rescue you! [k] [charaFace D 1] @Artemis And then afterwards, if you can explain to me IN DETAIL why you fled, that would be appreciated! [k] [charaFadeout D 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk A] [charaFace A 8] [charaEffect A bit_talk_10] [charaFadein A 0.1 1] @Mash (Artemis may be worried about Orion, but she is still REALLY angry...) [k] ?2:Huh. Well, he'll be missed. [charaFace D 2] @Artemis He's not dead yet!!! [k] @Artemis Let's go, Master![sr]Let's go and save my darling! [k] @Artemis There will be many mouths-to-mouths![sr]Much smooching! [k] [charaFadeout D 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk A] [charaFace A 14] [charaEffect A bit_talk_10] [charaFadein A 0.1 1] @Mash I hate to break this to you, but mouth-to-mouth won't be effective on a caved-in skull! [k] ?! [messageOff] [fadeout black 0.7] [bgmStop BGM_EVENT_5 0.7] [wait fade] [charaPut A 0,-10000] [charaEffectStop A bit_talk_10] [charaFadeout A 0.1] [scene 20160801] [wt 0.4] [fadein black 0.7] [wait fade] [se ad27] [seVolume ad27 0 0.7] [wt 0.4] [se ad27] [wt 0.7] [charaTalk D] [charaFace D 0] [charaFadein D 0.1 1] @Artemis Ummm, according to my goddess senses, he should be around here... [k] [charaFace D 5] @Artemis There! [k] [charaFadeout D 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk C] [charaFace C 4] [charaFadein C 0.1 1] [charaShake C 0.01 1 1 0] [bgm BGM_EVENT_28 0.1] @Orion Kyuuu...kyuu...kyu... [k] ?1:Orion... ?2:Has turned into a creature that's only cute... ?! [charaFadeout C 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk depthOff] [charaDepth D 0] [charaDepth C 1] [charaTalk off] [charaFace D 5] [charaFadein D 0.1 2] [charaFadein C 0.1 0] @Artemis Come to your senses, Darling![sr]I shall immediately do mouth-to-mouth on you! [k] [charaMove D -50,0 0.4] @Artemis Hng!!! [se ad111][charaShake C 0.01 4 4 0.4](Squeeze) [k] [se ad180] [charaShakeStop C] [charaShake C 0.01 0 10 0.7] @Orion Gagck!?[sr]...!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!? [k] [seStop ad180] [charaFadeout C 0.1] [charaFadeout D 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk A] [charaFace A 14] [charaEffect A bit_talk_10] [charaFadein A 0.1 1] @Mash S-S-S-S-S-S-Senpai! Orion's face is turning into something unbelievable! Even though he's only a bear! Even though he's only a plushie...! [k] [charaPut A 0,-10000] [charaEffectStop A bit_talk_10] [charaFadeout A 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaFadein D 0.1 -50,0] [charaFadein C 0.1 0] [wt 0.7] ?1:(Punch Orion with all my might.) [se bac150] [charaTalk on] [charaTalk depthOn] [charaFace C 2] @Orion Ahhh...[charaMove C -800,0 0.4] Aaaaaagck!? [k] [charaFadeout C 0.1] [charaFadeout D 0.1] ?2:(Pull Artemis away with all my might.) [se ad77] [charaShake D 0.1 2 2 0.7] [wt 0.7] [se ad7] [charaMove D 2 0.4] @Artemis Kyaaah!? Master, touching someone else's wife is fiendish!!! [k] @Artemis And doing so in front of Mash...! [k] [charaFadeout C 0.1] [charaFadeout D 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk on] [charaTalk depthOn] [charaTalk A] [charaFace A 2] [charaEffect A bit_talk_10] [charaFadein A 0.1 1] @Mash No, it's fine! I know this is all a misunderstanding, so I'm not mad! [k] [charaPut A 0,-10000] [charaEffectStop A bit_talk_10] [charaFadeout A 0.1] [wt 0.1] ?! [charaTalk C] [charaFace C 4] [charaFadein C 0.1 0,-50] [charaShake C 0.1 10 0 0.7] [charaMove C 0,0 0.7] @Orion I thought I was gonna die. Actually, I did die. TWICE! Once from my caved-in skull, and again from getting suffocated! [k] [charaFadeout C 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk A] [charaFace A 8] [charaEffect A bit_talk_10] [charaFadein A 0.1 1] @Mash I'm glad you[line 2] [k] [charaPut A 0,-10000] [charaEffectStop A bit_talk_10] [charaFadeout A 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk C] [charaFace C 0] [charaFadein C 0.1 1] @Orion Master. Have you ever wondered why you're alive? [k] ?1:A few times... ?! @Orion We both...have it tough... [k] [charaFadeout C 0.1] [messageOff] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk E] [charaFace E 4] [charaFadein E 0.4 1] @Martha My apologies... Something like a tiny wild animal jumped on me, so I punched it to smithereens without thinking... [k] [charaFadeout E 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk A] [charaFace A 4] [charaEffect A bit_talk_10] [charaFadein A 0.1 1] @Mash Martha... [k] [charaPut A 0,-10000] [charaEffectStop A bit_talk_10] [charaFadeout A 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk E] [charaFace E 2] [charaFadein E 0.1 1] @Martha Yes, I know! I know what you are thinking![sr]But I hope you understand my predicament as well! [k] [charaFace E 4] @Martha As you know, in this getup, I become more aggressive than usual. [k] @Martha So...I couldn't help it... I'm sorry! I regret my actions![sr]So much so, I will double my praying time! [k] [charaFadeout E 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk C] [charaFace C 4] [charaFadein C 0.1 1] @Orion This woman's amazing.[sr]That was the first time I ever felt my insides leaking out. [k] [charaFadeout C 0.1] [bgmStop BGM_EVENT_28 0.7] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk D] [charaFace D 2] [charaFadein D 0.1 1] @Artemis His first time... How dare she be my darling's first!! [k] [charaShake D 0.01 1 1 0] @Artemis This is unforgivable! You're supposed to be a saint... Have you no shame!? [k] [charaShakeStop D] [charaPut A 0,0] [charaEffect A bit_talk_41] [bgm BGM_EVENT_3 0.1] @Artemis The only person who can hurt my darling is me! [k] [bgmStop BGM_EVENT_3 4.0] [charaPut A 0,-10000] [charaEffectStop A bit_talk_41] [charaFadeout D 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk C] [charaFace C 0] [charaFadein C 0.1 1] @Orion Oh boy. Aren't you just full of cheerful bloodlust. [k] ?1:And she's your wife. ?! [charaFace C 4] @Orion What. A. Let. Down. [k] [charaFadeout C 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk E] [charaFace E 4] [charaFadein E 0.1 1] @Martha Uh, um... I'm not sure if I can say this, given that I was the one who directly inflicted this holy punishment... [k] [bgm BGM_EVENT_40 0.1] @Martha Actually, I am not foolish enough to get involved in lovers' quarrels or domestic disputes... [k] [charaFace E 2] @Martha I'm not like that, but...Artemis![sr]Your love is a bit too aggressive! [k] @Martha First of all, love should be tender, even when you're hurting your beloved. [k] @Martha No matter how fiendish, devilish, demonic, or even...um, ursine your partner is[line 3] [k] @Martha I can say with certainty that unrequited love is no good! [k] [charaFadeout E 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk D] [charaFace D 5] [charaFadein D 0.1 2] [charaFadein C 0.1 0] @Artemis It's not unrequited! We are very much in love! [k] @Orion I'm actually a little hurt to be called fiendish, devilish, and demonic. [k] [charaFadeout D 0.1] [charaFadeout C 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk E] [charaFace E 4] [charaFadein E 0.1 1] @Martha No. If it truly was a mutual love, no married man would so casually hit on another woman. [k] @Martha Even if Orion is guilty, I can see that Artemis also has need for improvement and reform. [k] [charaFace E 2] @Martha I do not intend to criticize the ways of the Greeks, but I am called the patron saint of wives! [k] [charaEffect E bit_talk_41] @Martha Artemis and Orion! I shall correct your twisted, unrequited love with my holy fists! [k] ?1:This is going to hurt... ?2:Head trauma, here I come... ?! [charaEffectStop E bit_talk_41] [charaFace E 1] @Martha Well, yes, I'm afraid that's the plan! Don't worry.[sr]I will make sure not to hurt you much, [%1]! [k] [messageOff] [fadeout black 0.5] [bgmStop BGM_EVENT_40 0.5] [wait fade] [soundStopAll] [end]