＄94-01-56-02-1-0 [soundStopAll] [bgm BGM_EVENT_7 0.1] [scene 31501] [charaSet A 98001000 1 Mash] [charaSet B 5016001 1 Geronimo] [charaSet C 5025001 1 Edison] [charaSet D 7028000 1 Bunyan] [charaSet E 98002000 1 Fou] [charaSet F 6005001 1 Jack] [charaSet G 5004001 1 "Nursery Rhyme"] [fadein black 1.5] [wait fade] ？1：So vast... ？！ ？1：Un-freakin'-believably vast... ？！ [charaTalk A] [charaFace A 4] [charaFadein A 0.4 1] ＠Mash Yes... It's just endless grasslands... [k] [charaFadeout A 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk C] [charaFace C 0] [charaFadein C 0.4 1] ＠Edison We are in Wisconsin's Central Plain. [k] ＠Edison It is a V-shaped region in the center of the state and is particularly well-suited to dairy farming. [k] ？1：Maybe we can find a farm that can give us food! [charaFadeout C 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk A] [charaFace A 13] [charaFadein A 0.1 1] ＠Mash Farm life... That is the slow life. Right, Senpai?[sr]Actually, I have always wanted to try milking a cow. [k] [charaFadeout A 0.1] ？2：Maybe there's a farm with about a trillion or so QP. [charaFadeout C 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk B] [charaFace B 0] [charaFadein B 0.4 1] ＠Geronimo That seems quite unrealistic, Master. Besides, that is the mindset of a pillager. Though... I don't mind... [k] [charaFace B 1] ＠Geronimo We should earn QP honestly, by raiding treasuries.[sr]I do like the golden doors that drop golden boxes... [k] [charaFadeout B 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk E] [charaFace E 0] [charaFadein E 0.4 1] ＠Fou Fooou... [k] [charaFadeout E 0.1] ？！ [wt 0.1] [charaTalk D] [charaFace D 4] [charaFadein D 0.1 1] ＠Bunyan But... I'm getting really hungry... [k] [charaFace D 2] ＠Bunyan I want either a lake full of oatmeal, or an oil field-sized plate of yakisoba...! [k] ？1：Yep. It's tough being giant. [charaFace D 4] ＠Bunyan Yep... I could eat a horse or twenty-seven... [k] ？2：You've eaten yakisoba before!? [charaFace D 0] ＠Bunyan Yep! When I was digging an oil field on the West Coast, some Chinese workers made some for me. [k] [charaFace D 1] ＠Bunyan It was so good... [k] ？！ [charaFadeout D 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk C] [charaFace C 4] [charaFadein C 0.1 1] ＠Edison My apologies. If only we needed to improve cooking appliances, I could help out... [k] [charaFadeout C 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk B] [charaFace B 0] [charaFadein B 0.1 1] ＠Geronimo And there is no suitable game to hunt...[sr]I suppose we can find squirrels. [k] ？1：You can eat squirrel!? ＠Geronimo Oh, it is hardly strange, Master.[sr]I usually eat them raw or skewer them. [k] [charaFace B 1] ＠Geronimo I've also had it in a bleu cheese fondue.[sr]That was good in itself. [k] ＠Geronimo It tastes like a lean beef filet.[sr]Master, you should try... [k] [charaFadeout B 0.1] ？2：I don’t see that being enough for Bunyan. [charaFadeout B 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk C] [charaFace C 0] [charaFadein C 0.1 1] ＠Edison No. We could probably hunt the entire North American squirrel population to extinction and do little more than make an appetizer for her. [k] [charaFadeout C 0.1] ？！ [wt 0.1] [charaTalk A] [charaFace A 0] [charaFadein A 0.1 1] ＠Mash W-well, let's put the topic of squirrel on hold...[sr]Hey, is that a house up ahead? [k] ？1：Yeah! There's a house! ？！ [charaFace A 1] ＠Mash Yes! Let's ask if they can spare us some food! [k] [charaFadeout A 0.4] [messageOff] [bgmStop BGM_EVENT_7 1.5] [fadeout black 2.0] [wait fade] [wt 0.7] [scene 42500] [fadein black 2.0] [wait fade] [bgm BGM_EVENT_2 0.1] [charaTalk A] [charaFace A 0] [charaFadein A 0.1 1] ＠Mash Hellooo! [k] [charaFadeout A 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk F] [charaFace F 0] [charaFadein F 0.7 1] ＠Jack Yeees! [k] [charaFadeout F 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk C] [charaFace C 0] [charaFadein C 0.1 2] [charaFace F 0] [charaFadein F 0.1 0] ＠Edison Is your mommy home? [k] ＠Jack Who are you, Mister Lion? [k] [charaTalk C] [charaFace C 1] ＠Edison Heh heh. I'm not Mister Lion. You may not believe it, but I am the Presi-King of the United States! [k] [charaFadeout C 0.1] [charaFadeout F 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk B] [charaFace B 4] [charaFadein B 0.1 1] ＠Geronimo ...You're making this more complicated than necessary. Step aside. [k] [charaFadeout B 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk B] [charaFace B 0] [charaFadein B 0.1 2] [charaFace F 0] [charaFadein F 0.1 0] ＠Geronimo My name is Geronimo. We've been traveling from the west. Could you spare us some food? [k] ＠Jack You're hungry?[sr]Wait a minute, okay? [k] [messageOff] [charaFadeout B 0.1] [se ad59] [seVolume ad59 0 0.5] [seStop ad59 2.0] [charaFadeout F 0.7] [wt 1.0] ＠Jack Um, we have visitors.[sr]They say they're hungry. [k] [messageOff] [charaTalk G] [charaFace G 0] [charaFadein G 0.4] [wt 0.7] ＠Nursery Rhyme Oh? Visitors? Have we perhaps met in some strange and strangely separate story? [k] [charaFace G 4] ＠Nursery Rhyme But, oh! I'm dejectedly disappointedly sorry.[sr]I'm afraid I am have been summoned by someone else. [k] ＠Nursery Rhyme I don't know you! [k] [charaFadeout G 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk F] [charaFace G 0] [charaFadein G 0.1 2] [charaFace F 0] [charaFadein F 0.1 0] ＠Jack Yep. We're waiting for Mommy. [k] ？1：“Mommy”...? ？！ ＠Jack Mommy is the one who summoned us. [k] ＠Jack And since we're Servants, we're waiting for Mommy to come. [k] [charaTalk G] ＠Nursery Rhyme But Mommy went to Chicago. [k] [charaFace G 3] ＠Nursery Rhyme Chicago, Chicago! That toddlin' town![sr]It's a wonderful city of civilization! [k] [charaFace G 0] ＠Nursery Rhyme I'm sure Mommy was captivated by Chicago. [k] ＠Nursery Rhyme Because Chicago is humanity's wisdom itself.[sr]It's eccentric and metafictional. [k] ＠Nursery Rhyme It's corrupt and self-referential.[sr]It's a city that deconstructs and subdues modernity. [k] [charaFace G 4] ＠Jack You always say really weird and complicated stuff! [k] [charaFace G 1] ＠Nursery Rhyme Tee hee. That's just how wonderful Chicago is! [k] [charaFadeout G 0.1] [charaFadeout F 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk C] [charaFace C 4] [charaFadein C 0.1 1] ＠Edison Hm... Chicago and civilization...[sr]What's this sudden, sinking sense of dread... [k] [charaFadeout C 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk D] [charaFace D 4] [charaFadein D 0.1 1] ＠Bunyan Hey, I'm hungry! [k] [charaFadeout D 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk G] [charaFace G 1] [charaFadein G 0.1 1] ＠Nursery Rhyme My! What a BIG friend you have! [k] [charaFadeout G 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk F] [charaFace F 4] [charaFadein F 0.1 1] ＠Jack No wonder you're so hungry.[sr]People get sad when they get hungry. [k] [charaFadeout F 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk G] [charaFace G 1] [charaFadein G 0.1 2] [charaFace F 0] [charaFadein F 0.1 0] ＠Nursery Rhyme Let's grill up some hamburg steak![sr]Hamburg steak! [k] ＠Nursery Rhyme Wonderful hamburg steak.[sr]Mommy's hamburg steak! [k] ＠Nursery Rhyme Bread crumbs and onions, mixed together...even if it makes your eyes ache! Chop chop chop! Mix it all up to make hamburg steak! [k] [charaTalk F] [charaFace F 1] ＠Jack There's one hamburg steak left in our fridge.[sr]We will share our last one! [k] [messageOff] [charaFadeout G 0.4] [charaFadeout F 0.4] [wt 0.25] [wipeout rollLeft 1.0 0.5] [wait wipe] [wt 1.0] [wipein rollLeft 1.0 0.5] [wait wipe] [charaTalk D] [charaFace D 1] [charaFadein D 0.4 1] ＠Bunyan That was good.[sr]Thank you! [k] ？1：But one hamburg steak's not enough... ？！ ＠Bunyan Yeah...B-but it really was delicious! [k] [bgmStop BGM_EVENT_2 0.3] [se ad322] [shake 0.03 7 7 1.0] [wt 1.0] [shake 0.03 4 4 1.0] [charaFadeout D 0.1] [wt 0.3] [charaTalk A] [charaFace A 12] [charaFadein A 0.1 1] ＠Mash Senpai!? Are you all right!? [k] ？1：Something...hit the house...!? ？！ [charaFadeout A 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk G] [charaFace G 2] [charaFadein G 0.1 1] [bgm BGM_EVENT_3 0.1] ＠Nursery Rhyme It's buffalo! [k] ＠Nursery Rhyme We've noticed that the buffalo herds have become violent recently! [k] [charaFadeout G 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk B] [charaFace B 5] [charaFadein B 0.1 1] ＠Geronimo A stampede!?[sr]Or could an evil Spirit be possessing them...? [k] ＠Geronimo This is bad, Master. If we don't do anything, a ramshackle house like this will be trampled! [k] ？1：Yeah...we should go out there to beat up the herd! ？！ [charaFadeout B 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk D] [charaFace D 5] [charaFadein D 0.1 1] ＠Bunyan I'm gonna join too. I won't let this nice shack that somebody made get destroyed! [k] [charaFadeout D 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk F] [charaFace F 4] [charaFadein F 0.1 1] ＠Jack Oh...really?[sr]We won't be able to pay you back for it. [k] ？1：We don't need anything in return. [charaFadeout F 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk A] [charaFace A 1] [charaFadein A 0.1 1] ＠Mash Senpai![sr]I knew you would say something like that! [k] ？2：Oh I better get so many Hearts outta this! [charaFadeout F 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk A] [charaFace A 14] [charaFadein A 0.1 1] ＠Mash That is obviously just wishful thinking[sr]Please, snap out of it, Senpai! [k] ？！ [charaFadeout A 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk C] [charaFace C 2] [charaFadein C 0.1 1] ＠Edison Let's go... It's an ambush![sr]Let's show them the power of the dawn of civilization! [k] [messageOff] [bgmStop BGM_EVENT_3 0.4] [fadeout black 0.5] [wait fade] [soundStopAll] [end]