$94-04-49-06-1-0 [soundStopAll] [charaSet A 7027300 1 "Amazones CEO_Normal"] [charaSet B 1098119600 1 "Amazones CEO_Pulley"] [charaSet C 6008000 1 "Madam Cosmotic Beauty"] [charaSet D 99502600 1 Mash] [charaSet E 98002000 1 Fou] [charaSet F 6002001 1 "Chief Rightarm"] [charaSet G 6003001 1 "Secretary Hundredface"] [charaSet H 6013001 1 "Cover Artist P"] [charaSet I 6011001 1 "President Kil-Ler Jing"] [charaSet J 5009000 1 Effect] [scene 28500] [charaPut J 1200,1200] [charaEffect J bit_talk_10_LowLevel] [fadein black 1.5] [wait fade] [bgm BGM_EVENT_2 0.1] [charaTalk A] [charaFace A 1] [charaFadein A 0.1 1] @A:Amazones CEO This will take care of the last priority delivery that fell by the wayside when my employees disappeared. [k] ?1:I can't believe we're almost done already. @A:Amazones CEO It is natural to feel that way when you have been so focused on the task at hand. [k] @A:Amazones CEO And you truly did take this work seriously, despite having no prior experience in this industry. [k] [charaFace A 3] @A:Amazones CEO I don't know what to say...[sr]I suppose I should tell you how grate[line 2] [k] [charaFace A 11] @A:Amazones CEO No, on second thought, I will save my thanks for when this whole matter is concluded. [k] ?2:Feels like it took forever to get here. @A:Amazones CEO Hehe. True, we have crossed countless light-years' worth of distance, even with the portals. [k] @A:Amazones CEO So I can certainly understand[sr]why you would feel that way. [k] @A:Amazones CEO You have truly done a tremendous job, especially considering you had no prior experience in this industry[line 2] [k] [charaFace A 11] @A:Amazones CEO No, on second thought, I will save my thanks for when this whole matter is concluded. [k] ?! [charaFadeout A 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk C] [charaFace C 0] [charaFadein C 0.1 1] @Madam Cosmotic Beauty I'd agree with that. It's wonderful that we're now done with the tasks that had piled up... [k] @Madam Cosmotic Beauty ...but we still haven't gotten[sr]to the root of the problem. [k] @Madam Cosmotic Beauty Yes, it would be entirely lacking[sr]in BP to rest on our laurels now. [k] [charaFadeout C 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaPut J 1] [charaTalk D] [charaFace D 4] [charaFadein D 0.1 1] @Mash That's true. And none of the information we've gathered so far has been very useful, either. [k] [charaFadeout D 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaPut J 1200,1200] [charaTalk E] [charaFace E 0] [charaFadein E 0.1 1] @Fou Fou... [k] [charaFadeout E 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk A] [charaFace A 11] [charaFadein A 0.1 1] @A:Amazones CEO Not to worry. Once the delivery work is done, we can take advantage of our newly freed-up timetable to investigate my employees' disappearance in earnest. [k] @A:Amazones CEO I'm sure new orders will continue to come in, but we should no longer have to mobilize every resource available to handle them like we have been up to now. [k] [bgmStop BGM_EVENT_2 0.7] [charaFace A 8] @A:Amazones CEO And besides[line 2] [k] ?1:Yes? ?! [bgm BGM_EVENT_48 0.1] [charaFace A 1] @A:Amazones CEO Hehe. I have a feeling about this place.[sr]Just take a look at how rustic this planet is. [k] [charaFace A 11] @A:Amazones CEO I would not be at all surprised to find a deadly surprise waiting for us in this unsettlingly barren land. [k] @A:Amazones CEO Also, we should commemorate the fact that this'll be our last customer for the time being. [k] [charaFace A 12] @A:Amazones CEO Don't you agree it seems that a new, unprecedented, existential threat is lying in wait!? [k] @A:Amazones CEO Even my CEO Morning Star's spikes are sharper than usual in anticipation of battle! At least, I think they are! [k] [charaFadeout A 0.1] [bgmStop BGM_EVENT_48 1.0] [charaTalk C] [charaFace C 0] [charaFadein C 0.1 1] @Madam Cosmotic Beauty By the way, what's in the package we're delivering here? Is it something a mortal enemy of yours would use? [k] [charaFadeout C 0.1] [wt 0.1] [bgm BGM_EVENT_90 0.1] [charaTalk A] [charaFace A 11] [charaFadein A 0.1 1] @A:Amazones CEO Let me see... It is an assortment of completely ordinary daily necessities. [k] [charaFace A 12] @A:Amazones CEO It must be some form of camouflage designed to trick us. Come on, and keep your wits about you! [k] [messageOff] [fadeout black 1.5] [bgmStop BGM_EVENT_90 1.5] [wait fade] [charaFadeout A 0.1] [wt 1.0] [fadein black 1.5] [wait fade] [charaTalk F] [charaFace F 0] [charaFadein F 0.4 1] [wt 0.5] [bgm BGM_EVENT_5 0.1] @F:??? Are you from Amazones.com? [k] [charaFadeout F 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk A] [charaFace A 8] [charaFadein A 0.1 1] @A:Amazones CEO Indeed I am! [k] [charaFace A 1] [se ad195] [seVolume ad195 0 0.5] @A:Amazones CEO There, you see?[sr]This figure is obviously suspicious![seStop ad195 0.3] [k] [charaFadeout A 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk F] [charaFace F 4] [charaFadein F 0.1 1] @F:??? Why are you brandishing your weapon so gleefully?[sr]Anyway, I'd like to inspect the merchandise first. [k] [charaFace F 0] @F:??? Incidentally, yes, this is Secret Assassin Inc.[sr]Now who did we choose for the recipient? [k] @F:??? I'm Chief Rightarm... [k] [messageOff] [charaFadeout F 0.1] [wt 0.3] [charaTalk depthOff] [charaDepth H 1] [charaDepth G 2] [charaTalk G] [charaFace G 1] [charaFadein G 0.4 0] [charaFace H 0] [charaFadein H 0.4 2] [wt 0.5] @Chief Rightarm [charaTalk G] ...and these are my colleagues, Secretary Hundredface...[wt 2.0][charaTalk H][sr]and Cover Artist P. The “P” stands for “Phantom.” [k] [charaFadeout G 0.1] [charaFadeout H 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk depthOn] [charaTalk on] [charaTalk F] [charaFace F 0] [charaFadein F 0.1 1] @Chief Rightarm It looks like Poisontouch Oshizu from Accounting isn't here right now...so the only other one who could have ordered this is the president. [k] ?1:That's the shadiest company name I've ever heard. ?2:All those names are the shadiest I've ever heard. ?! [charaFadeout F 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk E] [charaFace E 0] [charaFadein E 0.1 1] @Fou Fou, fou fooou. [k] [charaFadeout E 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk A] [charaFace A 9] [charaFadein A 0.1 1] @A:Amazones CEO Potential enemies or not, it is still important to follow proper procedure. [k] [charaFace A 8] @A:Amazones CEO You are listed as the recipient, Chief Rightarm.[sr]Sign here, please. And here is your order. [k] [charaFadeout A 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk F] [charaFace F 0] [charaFadein F 0.1 0] [charaFace A 11] [charaFadein A 0.1 2] @Chief Rightarm Oh good, that makes things simple.[sr]There, I signed it. Now let me see the package. [k] @A:Amazones CEO Of course. The sooner the better when it comes to reporting mistaken orders. [k] @A:Amazones CEO First, we have a set of 8-volt batteries, a silver fork, soil from Planet Totooine, and a semi-ether alarm clock. [k] [charaFadeout F 0.1] [charaFadeout A 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk F] [charaFace F 4] [charaFadein F 0.1 1] @Chief Rightarm And here's the Captain☆Nikola electric wire loop game, the cassowary egg, and the ship detergent... [k] @Chief Rightarm Hmm. Yes, it's all here, isn't it? [k] [charaFadeout F 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk G] [charaFace G 4] [charaFadein G 0.1 1] @Secretary Hundredface So it is. It's just as I thought. Dammit... [k] [charaFadeout G 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk B] [charaFace B 0] [charaFadein B 0.1 1] @B:Amazones CEO You sound almost disappointed. Of course it's all here. We always deliver everything we're asked for! [k] @B:Amazones CEO That is what defines Amazones.com! [k] [messageOff] [charaFadeout B 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaSet B 6031001 1 Osakabehime] [bgmStop BGM_EVENT_5 2.2] @??? Ahh, I knew it. See, this is the whole[sr]problem with amateurs right here. [k] [messageOff] [wt 0.3] [se ad173] [seVolume ad173 0 0.5] [seVolume ad173 0.5 1.0] [wt 1.2] [charaTalk I] [charaFace I 6] [charaFadein I 0.4 1] [wt 0.3] [seStop ad173 0.1] [wt 2.2] [charaFadeout I 0.1] [wt 0.1] [bgm BGM_EVENT_90 0.1] [charaTalk F] [charaFace F 0] [charaFadein F 0.1 1] @Chief Rightarm President! [k] [charaFadeout F 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaPut J 1] [charaTalk D] [charaFace D 6] [charaFadein D 0.1 1] @Mash So that's the Secret Assassin president...[sr]She looks a lot like somebody else we know. [k] [charaFadeout D 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaPut J 1200,1200] [charaTalk F] [charaFace F 0] [charaFadein F 0.1 1] @Chief Rightarm This is President Kil-Ler Jing. [k] @Chief Rightarm I think you may be about to figure this out anyway, so I'll come clean and admit that we are indeed a commission-based killer-for-hire company. [k] [charaFadeout F 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk A] [charaFace A 12] [charaFadein A 0.1 1] @A:Amazones CEO Aha! I knew it! [k] [charaFadeout A 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk F] [charaFace F 5] [charaFadein F 0.1 1] @Chief Rightarm Did you now? Well, I suppose that's[sr]only to be expected. You see, we[line 2] [k] [charaFadeout F 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk I] [charaFace I 7] [charaFadein I 0.1 1] @President Kil-Ler Jing Seriously, do you have any idea how much trouble you've made for us!? Business has all but dried up! [k] [charaFadeout I 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk C] [charaFace C 4] [charaFadein C 0.1 1] @Madam Cosmotic Beauty Why is that? I know their CEO can certainly be dangerous under certain circumstances, but it's not as though Amazones.com is in the assassination business. [k] [charaFadeout C 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk I] [charaFace I 9] [charaFadein I 0.1 1] @President Kil-Ler Jing It's, uh, you know...[sr]What was the term again? Ceremony cost? [k] [charaTalk depthOff] [charaDepth G 1] [charaDepth I 2] [charaTalk G] [charaFace G 0] [charaFadein G 0.3 0] [wt 0.2] @Secretary Hundredface Opportunity loss. [k] [charaTalk I] [charaFadeout G 0.3] [charaFace I 7] @President Kil-Ler Jing That's it! [k] @President Kil-Ler Jing We've been losing customers left and right thanks to the stuff you sell! How're you gonna make it up to us!? [k] [charaFadeout I 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk depthOn] [charaTalk C] [charaFace C 4] [charaFadein C 0.1 1] @Madam Cosmotic Beauty Do you really carry products that would put assassins out of business? Perhaps a book titled “Murder Made Easy,” or a Beginner's Assassination Kit? [k] [charaFadeout C 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk A] [charaFace A 12] [charaFadein A 0.1 1] @A:Amazones CEO Absolutely not! I don't know what these killers are talking about! We certainly carry a wide range of products, but I can guarantee that none of them are on the wrong side of the law! [k] ?1:Didn't you used to carry weapons and ammo and stuff? ?! [charaFace A 11] @A:Amazones CEO Those are all unregulated,[sr]and therefore perfectly legal. [k] [charaFadeout A 0.1] [wt 0.1] [bgmStop BGM_EVENT_90 1.5] [charaTalk F] [charaFace F 5] [charaFadein F 0.1 1] @Chief Rightarm That wide range of products you carry is precisely the problem. Take the order you just delivered to us. [k] @Chief Rightarm All of those items can be combined[sr]to make a bomb, if done correctly. [k] [charaFadeout F 0.1] [wt 0.1] [bgm BGM_EVENT_5 0.1] [charaPut J 1] [charaTalk D] [charaFace D 15] [charaFadein D 0.1 1] @Mash ...!? [k] [charaFadeout D 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaPut J 1200,1200] [charaTalk B] [charaFace B 6] [charaFadein B 0.1 1] @Osakabehime Oh, yeah. If you knew how to make one, I bet you COULD get all the materials from Amazones.com. [k] [charaFadeout B 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk I] [charaFace I 8] [charaFadein I 0.1 1] @President Kil-Ler Jing Thanks to Amazones.com's stupid[sr]user-friendly UI and fast shipping... [k] @President Kil-Ler Jing ...people who used to come to us for their murdering needs are deciding to put their own bombs and poisons together just to save a little money. [k] [bgmStop BGM_EVENT_5 1.2] @President Kil-Ler Jing So our finances are taking a dirt nap of their own.[sr]I can't even afford to pay my employees this month. [k] [charaFadeout I 0.1] [wt 0.1] [bgm BGM_EVENT_7 0.1] [charaTalk F] [charaFace F 2] [charaFadein F 0.1 1] @Chief Rightarm [f large][messageShake 0.07 7 5 0.3]Wat. [k] [charaFadeout F 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk G] [charaFace G 2] [charaFadein G 0.1 1] @Secretary Hundredface You never said a word about that up till now! [k] [charaFadeout G 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk H] [charaFace H 0] [charaFadein H 0.1 1] @Singer P Ahh, Christine, Christine... [k] @Singer P Now that my cover of darkness is gone, I'll no longer be able to make a living in my chosen profession. From here on, I will have to ply my songs in the dark depths of the digital sea... [k] @Singer P By which I mean I'll start my own streaming channel tomorrow, my beloved Christine... [k] [charaFadeout H 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk F] [charaFace F 2] [charaFadein F 0.1 1] @Chief Rightarm Uh-oh. I don't like the sound of that. [k] [charaFadeout F 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk G] [charaFace G 2] [charaFadein G 0.1 1] @Secretary Hundredface Oh no. Don't tell me...[sr]I knew it! [k] @Secretary Hundredface Poisontouch Oshizu left a letter of resignation on her desk! She's trying to get while the getting's still good! [k] [charaFadeout G 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk C] [charaFace C 0] [charaFadein C 0.1 1] @Madam Cosmotic Beauty Well, I can certainly understand how difficult it is to have your core business disrupted. [k] @Madam Cosmotic Beauty Not that it's something I've ever had to worry about, thanks to my cosmic body and cosmic business acumen. [k] @Madam Cosmotic Beauty At any rate, I understand your concerns now, but without a tangible causal link you can point to demonstrating harm, I'm afraid your complaints amount to little more than lashing out. [k] [charaFadeout C 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk I] [charaFace I 7] [charaFadein I 0.1 1] @President Kil-Ler Jing No way! I KNOW you guys are behind this![sr]It's gotta be your fault! [k] [charaFadeout I 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk A] [charaFace A 13] [charaFadein A 0.1 1] @A:Amazones CEO Hmm, it would seem we have another wrongfully disgruntled customer. At least it also seems that they aren't responsible for my employees' disappearance. [k] [charaFace A 12] @A:Amazones CEO If I may be so bold, ma'am, you are clearly intoxicated. [k] @A:Amazones CEO It is not possible to make clearheaded decisions while under the influence, so I suggest you sleep it off and reassess your company's managerial direction tomorrow. [k] [charaFadeout A 0.1] [wt 0.1] [bgmStop BGM_EVENT_7 2.0] [charaTalk F] [charaFace F 0] [charaFadein F 0.1 1] @Chief Rightarm Foolish CEO. How could you fail to realize that this is the president's deadly combat stance? [k] @Chief Rightarm She wields the Galactic Drunken Fist, passed down through her family across generations. [k] [charaFace F 2] @Chief Rightarm Once she uses her dreadful Noble Phantasm, “All I Kill Is Drink,” she always leaves disaster in her wake! [k] [bgm BGM_EVENT_3 0.1] @Chief Rightarm And it makes her enemies die, too! [k] [charaFadeout F 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk I] [charaFace I 7] [charaFadein I 0.1 1] @President Kil-Ler Jing All right, guys, gimme a hand! Once we kill her and our sales go way up, I'll even be able to pay you bonuses! [k] [charaFadeout I 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk F] [charaFace F 0] [charaFadein F 0.1 1] @Chief Rightarm I certainly can't run away now, after coming this far. I'm holding you to that, Ms. President! [k] [charaFadeout F 0.1] [wt 0.1] [charaTalk G] [charaFace G 2] [charaFadein G 0.1 1] @Secretary Hundredface Dammit, Oshizu, get back heeere![sr]...Or at least take me with yooou! [k] [messageOff] [fadeout black 0.5] [bgmStop BGM_EVENT_3 0.4] [wait fade] [soundStopAll] [end]