$94-02-75-02-2-0




[soundStopAll]

[charaSet A 98001000 1 Mash]
[charaSet B 5035000 1 Anastasia]
[charaSet C 7022001 1 Ibaraki-Douji]
[charaSet D 1098155400 1 Blackbeard]
[charaSet E 2003001 1 "Robin Hood"]
[charaSet F 4014001 1 Ushiwakamaru]
[charaSet G 23002000 1 BB]
[charaSet H 7031000 1 "Jeanne Alter"]

[scene 63000]

[fadein black 1.0]
[wait fade]

[bgm BGM_EVENT_7 0.1]

?1:Say whaaat!?
?!

[charaTalk D]
[charaFace D 6]
[charaFadein D 0.1 1]

@Blackbeard
If you're wondering why, you should ask BB.
[k]

@Blackbeard
She's the one putting on this year's ServantFes.
[k]

@H:All
[font large]Huh!?[messageShake 0.03 3 3 0.4]
[k]

[messageShakeStop]
[messageOff]
[charaFadeout D 0.1]
[bgmStop BGM_EVENT_7 0.4]
[wt 0.5]

[se ade198]
[wt 0.1]
[charaTalk G]
[charaFace G 19]
[charaFadein G 0.7 -350,0]
[charaMove G 0,0 1.0]
[wt 1.2]

[bgm BGM_EVENT_28 0.1]
@BB
Hold up! Did I hear someone talking about me?
[k]

@BB
Speak this cute little devil's name, and she doth appear! The return of BB♡ the eternal summer guide♡
[k]

[charaFadeout G 0.1]
[wt 0.1]

[charaTalk E]
[charaFace E 2]
[charaFadein E 0.1 1]

@Robin Hood
Gah, knock it off![sr]One heart icon's more than enough!
[k]

[charaFadeout E 0.1]
[wt 0.1]

[charaTalk G]
[charaFace G 4]
[charaFadein G 0.1 1]

@BB
Yikes... Seriously, Robin? You come all this way to the tropics, and you're still being such a downer? Are you going through manopause or something...?
[k]

@BB
I hate to say it, but everything about you screams “minor character,” so I don't think making yourself seem like an old fogy will win you any fans...
[k]


[charaFadeout G 0.1]
[wt 0.1]

[charaTalk E]
[charaFace E 2]
[charaFadein E 0.1 1]

@Robin Hood
Buzz off! I'm dancing with[sr]joy on the inside, all right!?
[k]

@Robin Hood
I'd already be at the beach if[sr]it wasn't for the neckbeard here!
[k]

[charaFadeout E 0.1]
[wt 0.1]

[charaTalk H]
[charaFace H 0]
[charaFadein H 0.1 1]

@Jeanne Alter
All right, shut it.[sr]You. You said your name was BB?
[k]

@Jeanne Alter
You're the one running ServantFes?
[k]

[charaFadeout H 0.1]
[wt 0.1]

[charaTalk G]
[charaFace G 6]
[charaFadein G 0.1 1]
@BB
Why yes! Yes, I am♡ Just this year's, though.
[k]

@BB
See, I heard they were having trouble finding a convention center for this year's ServantFes, and I thought I could help.
[k]

@BB
Turning all of Hawaii into a Singularity would make sure the Mystics stay secret, so now everyone can really cut loose!
[k]

@BB
The Servants get to make the most of their time in Hawaii, and ServantFes gets to be bigger than ever before!
[k]

@BB
And once ServantFes is over, the Singularity will disappear and the Hawaiian Islands will go right back to normal♡
[k]

[charaFace G 1]

@BB
Everybody wins! Right? I might be chaotic-evil,[sr]but even I can do a good deed once in a while!
[k]

@BB
Go on, [se ade52]give it up for me![sr]That's it! Don't hold back now!
[k]

[seStop ade52 0.4]
[charaFadeout G 0.1]
[wt 0.1]

[charaTalk F]
[charaFace F 5]
[charaFadein F 0.1 1]

@Ushiwakamaru
She does have a point... As far as I can tell,[sr]this island seems to be perfectly peaceful.
[k]

[charaFadeout F 0.1]
[wt 0.1]

[charaTalk D]
[charaFace D 6]
[charaFadein D 0.1 1]

@Blackbeard
Exactly. You won't find any mines at the[sr]beach or missiles at Diamond Head.
[k]

[charaFace D 5]

@Blackbeard
We took great pains to look into that sort of thing ourselves. Trust me, there's nothing dangerous here!
[k]

[charaFadeout D 0.1]
[wt 0.1]

[charaTalk G]
[charaFace G 12]
[charaFadein G 0.1 1]
@BB
Of course not! This is both a con and[sr]an event designed to increase my appeal!
[k]

[charaFace G 0]

@BB
That said, a plain old ServantFes would[sr]bring shame to the name BB!
[k]

@BB
So, for this ServantFes,[sr]I've instituted a ranking system!
[k]

@BB
Listen up! Once the festivities are underway in six days' time, I'll be rewarding the most popular club...
[k]

[charaFace G 1]

@BB
...with a Holy Grail! Tadaaa!
[k]

@H:All
[font large]Seriously!?[messageShake 0.03 3 3 0.4]
[k]

[charaFace G 0]
@BB
I AM the one putting on this con, so of course[sr]I'd have the authority to do that. Duh.
[k]

@BB
And as a result, over half the Servants here at Luluhawa have said they're going to be joining clubs.
[k]

[charaFace G 6]
@BB
Now, I have a question for you[sr]and your group, [%1].
[k]

@BB
What are you going to do while you're here?
[k]

@BB
Don't worry, you don't have to make anything.[sr]You can just spectate if you want.
[k]

@BB
After all, you can't have entertainment without creators and an audience!
[k]


@BB
So go ahead and join a club, or just sit back and take it all in. It's up to you♡
[k]

[charaFace G 19]
@BB
Though of course, the only way to get the Holy Grail will be by joining a club, so do keep that in mind.
[k]

?1:A Holy Grail... (Gulp)

[charaFace G 1]

@BB
Right? Who wouldn't want a Holy Grail of their own![sr]I love that kind of straightforward desire most!
[k]

[charaFadeout G 0.1]
[wt 0.1]

?2:How are you at making books, Mash?

[charaFadeout G 0.1]
[wt 0.1]

[charaTalk A]
[charaFace A 13]
[charaFadein A 0.1 1]

@Mash
I've never made a book before. Chaldea never did have any arts and crafts programs...
[k]

@Mash
I mean, I would certainly put my landscape and portrait paintings up against anyone else's, but...
[k]

[charaFadeout A 0.1]
[wt 0.1]

?!

[charaTalk F]
[charaFace F 0]
[charaFadein F 0.1 1]

@Ushiwakamaru
Just a moment, Master. I am curious about this ServantFes as well, but our mission lies elsewhere.
[k]

[charaFadeout F 0.1]
[wt 0.1]

[charaTalk E]
[charaFace E 0]
[charaFadein E 0.1 1]

@Robin Hood
She's right. We're not here for a vacation.[sr](Well, I am, but I still know I've got a job to do.)
[k]

[charaFace E 1]
@Robin Hood
So I think it's best if we stick[sr]to being spectators. Right, Master?
[k]

?1:True. We'll be too busy with our mission.
?2:True. We'll be too busy with sightseeing.

?!

[charaFadeout E 0.1]
[wt 0.1]

[charaTalk G]
[charaFace G 4]
[charaFadein G 0.1 1]

@BB
I see... Well that's too bad.
[k]

@BB
Once ServantFes is over, we'll be announcing each club's total sales numbers, awarding the Holy Grail...
[k]

@BB
...and holding an awards ceremony to[sr]celebrate the most creative Servants.
[k]

[charaFadeout G 0.1]
[wt 0.1]

[charaTalk H]
[charaFace H 10]
[charaFadein H 0.1 1]

@Jeanne Alter
Hmph. Who gives a rat's ass about sales numbers? But hey, if you guys wanna get all worked up over nothing, go right ahead.
[k]

@Jeanne Alter
Can't imagine the sorta Servants who'd go around joining clubs like that are worthwhile, anyway.
[k]

@Jeanne Alter
So it's nothing we need to worry about.[sr]Right, Master?
[k]

[charaFadeout H 0.1]
[wt 0.1]

[charaTalk A]
[charaFace A 0]
[charaFadein A 0.1 1]

@Mash
...By the way, is there a[sr]club that's expected to win?
[k]

[charaFadeout A 0.1]
[wt 0.1]

[charaTalk G]
[charaFace G 0]
[charaFadein G 0.1 1]

@BB
Yup! That'd be the club that won[sr]the last ServantFes by a landslide!
[k]

@BB
St. Orleans, led by Jeanne and friends!
[k]

[messageOff]
[bgmStop BGM_EVENT_28 1.5]
[charaFadeout G 0.1]
[wt 0.1]
[charaSet A 9001000 1 "Jeanne d'Arc"]
[charaSet B 4017000 1 "Marie Antoinette"]
[charaDepth A 1]
[charaDepth B 2]
[scene 10001 1.0]
[wt 1.5]
[cueSe Battle bac231]

[charaFace A 0]
[charaFadein A 0.4 0]

[charaFace B 0]
[charaFilter B silhouette 00000080]
[charaFadein B 0.4 2]

[wt 2.5]
[charaFadeout A 0.4]
[charaFadeout B 0.4]
[wt 0.7]

[charaSet A 98001000 1 Mash]
[charaSet B 2003300 1 "Robin Hood"]

[scene 63000 1.0]
[wt 1.0]

[bgm BGM_EVENT_7 0.1]

[charaTalk H]
[charaFace H 8]
[charaFadein H 0.1 1]

@Jeanne Alter
[messageShake 0.03 3 3 0.6]
[charaShake H 0.04 3 3 0.4]
Wait, what!? The hell'd you just say!?
[k]

@Jeanne Alter
HER!? Making doujins!? In a ServantFes club!?
[k]

[messageOff]
[charaFadeout H 0.1]
[wt 0.1]
[messageShakeStop]
[charaDepth H 0]
[charaDepth D 1]
[wt 0.1]
[charaTalk D]
[charaFace D 5]
[charaFadein D 0.1 0]
[charaFace H 14]
[charaShake H 0.04 4 4 0]
[charaFadein H 0.1 2]
@Blackbeard
Oh, you mean you didn't know?[sr]Jeanne's huge at ServantFes.
[k]

@Blackbeard
Last year, I think her club sold out of every doujin they made the day before the doors even opened!
[k]

[charaFace D 7]

@Blackbeard
In fact, I already asked BB to ensure they put aside a copy of this year's doujin just for me...
[k]

@Blackbeard
I don't know if it's all calculated or just a happy coincidence, but the way their cute art meshes with the intense story is just... (Chef's kiss)
[k]

[charaFace D 9]

@Blackbeard
Like, that bit when the heroine had a cannon full of phones and fired it to confess her love for the hero?
[k]

@Blackbeard
The way it ignores all the usual rom-com tropes made me think it might be a little too turn-of-century Orleans, but[line 2]
[k]

[charaTalk H]
[charaShakeStop H]
[charaFace H 5]

@Jeanne Alter
...do it.
[k]

[charaFace D 6]

@Blackbeard
I'm sorry, what was that?
[k]

[charaFadeout D 0.1]

[charaFadeout H 0.1]
[wt 0.1]

[charaTalk H]
[charaFace H 2]
[charaFadein H 0.1 1]

@Jeanne Alter
[messageShake 0.03 3 3 0.4]
I said I'll do it!
[k]

@Jeanne Alter
If she came in first,[sr]then she must be the one who drew that book!
[k]

?1:(“That book”...?)

?!

[charaFace H 2]

@Jeanne Alter
If that's the way it is, then fine![sr]Me and [%1]'ll make our own club!
[k]

[messageOff]
[charaFadeout H 0.1]
[wt 0.1]

[charaTalk off]

[charaDepth A 0]
[charaDepth E 0]
[charaDepth F 1]
[charaDepth C 1]

[charaFace A 6]
[charaFadein A 0.1 380,0]

[charaFace E 2]
[charaFadein E 0.1 -380,0]

[charaFace F 2]
[charaFadein F 0.1 -100,0]

[charaFace C 2]
[charaFadein C 0.1 140,0]

[wt 1.5]

?1:Wait, how'd I get dragged into this!?
?!

[charaFadeout A 0.1]
[charaFadeout E 0.1]
[charaFadeout F 0.1]
[charaFadeout C 0.1]
[wt 0.1]

[charaTalk on]
[charaTalk H]
[charaFace H 1]
[charaFadein H 0.1 1]

@Jeanne Alter
Hey! We're a team, right!?
[k]

@Jeanne Alter
We'll call ourselves “Gespenst Ketzer”!
[k]

?1:Is that German?

[charaFace H 6]

@Jeanne Alter
Yeah. Sounds pretty badass, doesn't it?
[k]

?2:What's that mean...?

[charaFace H 13]

@Jeanne Alter
...[wt 0.4][charaFace H 4][sr]...
[k]

@Jeanne Alter
Something along the lines of “Heretical Monster”...?
[k]

?!

[charaFadeout H 0.1]
[wt 0.1]

[charaTalk G]
[charaFace G 1]
[charaFadein G 0.1 1]

@BB
Theeere we go! Just the fish I'd hoped to land![sr]Step right up, you two!
[k]

@BB
There you go, your club's all registered![sr]See you at section G-01 in six days!
[k]

[charaFace G 0]

@BB
Feel free to bring in any kind of merch. Comics, novels, swimsuit magazines, tchotchkes, figurines...
[k]


[charaFadeout G 0.1]
[wt 0.1]

[charaTalk F]
[charaFace F 0]
[charaFadein F 0.1 1]

@Ushiwakamaru
In that case, I will join you as well, Master.[sr]Say the word, and it shall be done.
[k]

[charaFace F 2]
@Ushiwakamaru
I believe it is high time I demonstrated[sr]there is more I can do than decapitate!
[k]

[charaFadeout F 0.1]
[wt 0.1]

[charaTalk C]
[charaFace C 2]
[charaFadein C 0.1 1]

@Ibaraki-Douji
Well, I'm not gonna join! Nope!
[k]

@Ibaraki-Douji
Now that we're in Hawaii,[sr]the rest of you can go pound sand!
[k]

[charaFace C 1]

@Ibaraki-Douji
I'm just here for the food! And to find Shuten!
[k]

[charaFadeout C 0.1]
[wt 0.1]

[charaTalk G]
[charaFace G 8]
[charaFadein G 0.1 1]

@BB
Okay, so that's a “no” from Ibaraki...
[k]

[charaFadeout G 0.1]
[wt 0.1]

[charaTalk C]
[charaFace C 0]
[charaFadein C 0.1 1]

@Ibaraki-Douji
See you around, Master!
[k]
[messageOff]
[se ad60]
[seStop ad60 1.0]
[charaMove C -30,0 0.4]
[charaFadeout C 0.4]
[wt 0.4]
[seStop ade74 0.4]

?1:Uhhh...
?!

[charaTalk A]
[charaFace A 4]
[charaFadein A 0.1 1]

@Mash
Off she goes...
[k]

[charaFadeout A 0.1]
[wt 0.1]
[charaTalk E]
[charaFace E 4]
[charaFadein E 0.1 1]
@E:Robin Hood
I know oni are free-spirited, but yikes...[sr]Still, I can't say she's got the wrong idea.
[k]

[charaFace E 0]

@E:Robin Hood
Think I'm gonna pass, too. Not spending my time[sr]at a tropical resort working hunched over a desk.
[k]

@E:Robin Hood
I don't care about this club stuff,[sr]and I can't draw anyway.
[k]

[charaFadeout E 0.1]
[wt 0.1]

[charaTalk G]
[charaFace G 14]
[charaFadein G 0.1 1]
@BB
Are you sure about that?
[k]

@BB
I mean, if Senpai's club doesn't do well,[sr]you're going to turn into a pig, you know?
[k]

[charaFadeout G 0.1]
[bgmStop BGM_EVENT_7 0.4]
[wt 0.1]

[charaTalk E]
[charaFace E 5]
[charaFadein E 0.1 1]
@E:Robin Hood
...[sr]...
[k]

@E:Robin Hood
...[wt 1.0][charaFace E 4]Why?[bgm BGM_EVENT_27 0.1]
[k]

[charaFadeout E 0.1]
[wt 0.1]

[charaTalk G]
[charaFace G 1]
[charaFadein G 0.1 1]
@BB
Because I said so, of course!
[k]

?1:Why would you be smug about that?
?!
@BB
Okay Robin, I'll go ahead and cast the spell on you now to make sure you feel it.
[k]

@BB
Sakura Beeeam! ...Wait, scratch that.[sr]Luluhawa☆Beeeam!
[k]

[messageOff]
[charaFadeout G 0.1]
[wt 0.1]

[se ad393]
[charaEffect G bit_talk_lightning_02t]
[wt 1.0]
[seStop ad393 1.0]
[wt 0.7]
[charaPut G 0,-1000]
[charaEffectStop G bit_talk_lightning_02t]
[se bac65]
[effect bit_talk_magical_pon]
[wt 0.2]
[charaTalk B]
[charaFace B 4]
[charaFadein B 0.1 0,20]
[charaMove B 0,0 0.4]
[se ad144]
[wait charaMove]
[charaFace B 2]
@Robin Hood
Gah! You actually did it!
[k]

@Robin Hood
What is this, a swimsuit!? It is, isn't it!?[wt 0.7][charaFace B 4][sr]Dammit...you've got pretty good taste...
[k]

@Robin Hood
Even worse, I certainly can't forget how I'll end[sr]up as a pig if [%1]'s book doesn't do well...
[k]

[charaFadeout B 0.1]
[wt 0.1]

[charaTalk A]
[charaFace A 12]
[charaFadein A 0.1 1]

@Mash
What a dreadful spell...
[k]

[charaFadeout A 0.1]
[wt 0.1]

[charaTalk G]
[charaFace G 6]
[charaFadein G 0.1 1]

@BB
Don't worry! As long as your club actually[sr]makes a book, this spell won't activate!
[k]

[charaFace G 5]
@BB
I have a lot of faith in your[sr]work ethic and abilities, Robin.
[k]

@BB
You're the perfect man for looking after slovenly writers and inspiring unmotivated ones!
[k]

[charaFace G 2]

@BB
I'd go so far as to say that, among Heroic Spirits,[sr]you are a comic editor born!
[k]

[charaFace G 1]

@BB
So on that note, Robin, get to work![sr]Don't you dare let Senpai down!
[k]

[charaFadeout G 0.1]
[wt 0.1]

[charaTalk B]
[charaFace B 4]
[charaFadein B 0.1 1]

@Robin Hood
Dammit, I knew I should've run for[sr]it as soon as we hit the tarmac...!
[k]

[charaFadeout B 0.1]
[wt 0.1]

[charaTalk G]
[charaFace G 0]
[charaFadein G 0.1 1]

@BB
Okay, Senpai, I can't wait to see[sr]what your club comes up with.
[k]

@BB
Oh, and while I'm sure this goes without saying...
[k]

[charaFace G 13]

@BB
...ServantFes has some innocent children among its attendees, so make sure it's family-friendly!
[k]

[charaFadeout G 0.1]

[charaTalk H]
[charaFace H 2]
[charaFadein H 0.1 2]
[charaFace G 0]
[charaFadein G 0.1 0]
@Jeanne Alter
I don't do inappropriate, dumbass!
[k]

[messageOff]
[charaFace G 13]
[wt 0.4]
[bgmStop BGM_EVENT_27 0.4]
[se ade198]
[charaFadeout G 0.4]
[charaMove G -300,0 0.7]
[wt 0.7]
[charaFadeout H 0.1]
[wt 0.1]

[bgm BGM_EVENT_2 0.1]

[charaTalk D]
[charaFace D 1]
[charaFadein D 0.1 1]

@Blackbeard
Damn, you're gonna write and draw a whole[sr]book in a week? That's a hell of a thing.
[k]

[charaFace D 6]

@Blackbeard
...Well, since you're mostly Servants, I guess you could get one done a good bit faster than normal if you go without sleep...
[k]

@Blackbeard
By the way, Alter, have you had[sr]any experience making doujins?
[k]

[charaFadeout D 0.1]
[wt 0.1]
[charaTalk H]
[charaFace H 0]
[charaFadein H 0.1 1]
@Jeanne Alter
No. Does that matter?
[k]

[charaFadeout H 0.1]
[wt 0.1]

[charaTalk D]
[charaFace D 1]
[charaFadein D 0.1 1]

@Blackbeard
None? What the hell, Dragon Witch?[sr]You think this shit is easy?
[k]

[charaFadeout D 0.1]
[wt 0.1]

[charaTalk A]
[charaFace A 15]
[charaFadein A 0.1 1]

@Mash
Y-you don't have any experience at all!?[sr]Don't you think that's kind of[line 2]
[k]

[charaFadeout A 0.1]
[wt 0.1]

[charaTalk H]
[charaFace H 2]
[charaFadein H 0.1 1]

@Jeanne Alter
No, I don't think it's easy![sr]I know it's a ton of work!
[k]

[charaFace H 13]
@Jeanne Alter
Yeah, I'm a beginner. I'm as green as they come.[wt 0.7][charaFace H 5][sr]But SO WHAT!? I'm still gonna kick her ass!
[k]

@Jeanne Alter
...I have to.
[k]

[charaFace H 2]

@Jeanne Alter
And if that means drawing a doujin or two, then you bet your ass I'm gonna draw the best damn doujin ever!
[k]

[charaFadeout H 0.1]
[wt 0.1]

[charaTalk D]
[charaFace D 1]
[charaFadein D 0.1 1]
@Blackbeard
...Well, it's good that you're motivated, but if you think this is going to be easy, you're in for a rude awakening...
[k]

[charaFace D 3]

@Blackbeard
(Sigh) Good grief.[sr]Are you sure you're going to be okay, Master?
[k]

?1:...I'll figure something out...

[charaFace D 6]

@Blackbeard
Figure something out? There aren't even any copy services around here we could use... (Sigh)... It's not easy, being a Good Samaritan...
[k]

?2:Not even a little. Please help.

[charaFace D 8]

@Blackbeard
Yeah, that sounds about right! I like your honesty!
[k]

?!

[bgmStop BGM_EVENT_2 0.4]

[charaFace D 6]

@Blackbeard
All right, guess I've got no other choice.
[k]

@Blackbeard
I'll be your doujin master, pirate Servant style!
[k]

[charaFadeout D 0.1]
[wt 0.1]

[charaTalk H]
[charaFace H 6]
[charaFadein H 0.1 1]

@Jeanne Alter
...Oh, so that's how it is, huh?[sr]You wanna get skewered like meat over a bonfire?
[k]

[charaFadeout H 0.1]
[wt 0.1]
[se ad86]
[seVolume ad86 0 0.6]

[bgm BGM_EVENT_3 0.1]


[charaTalk D]
[charaFace D 5]
[charaFadein D 0.1 1]

@Blackbeard
Hell yeah![sr]I'm a pirate first and foremost, after all!
[k]

@Blackbeard
If you want my insider tips,[sr]you'll have to beat them out of me!
[k]

[charaFace D 8]

@Blackbeard
O Captain, my Captain!
[k]

@Blackbeard
I think, therefore I'm kick-ass![sr]Come on, let's do this thing!
[k]

?1:Oh yeah. You're a real philosopher...
?!


[messageOff]
[fadeout black 0.5]
[bgmStop BGM_EVENT_3 0.4]
[wait fade]
[soundStopAll]
[end]